# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1281 "2007-08-25T08:38:30Z")
I remember the days when I could get drunk off beer… Oh wait, no I can’t remember itat all. All that hard liquor has made my, umm, “thinking head thing” forget. I good with words too. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1282 "2007-08-25T08:44:09Z")
Depends on the beer really. Steel Reserves in enough quantity would do the trick. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1283 "2007-08-25T10:06:11Z")
::Gets out of bed to take a short break:: Thanks **Auto**. I’ll be sure to not leave you alone with my wife, though! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1284 "2007-08-25T10:06:48Z")
Are you saying moderation is the key? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1285 "2007-08-25T11:09:16Z")
Maybe a double post will kill this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1286 "2007-08-25T11:15:29Z")
Nope. I don’t know what’s worse - The fact that we can’t kill this thread, or that roughly 17% of ALL of my posts have been IN this thread. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1287 "2007-08-25T12:11:14Z")
::Nice long stretch:: Good morning, folks. Looks like another beautiful day in paradise. Great day to make a killing. [http://www.cafepress.com/buy/thread+killer/-/pv\_design\_prod/p\_storeid.151956120/pNo\_151956120/id\_20853808/opt\_/pg\_/c\_/fpt\_](http://www.cafepress.com/buy/thread+killer/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.151956120/pNo_151956120/id_20853808/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_) 私は糸のキラーである。あなたの母、小さい男の子に行きなさい。 ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1288 "2007-08-25T12:27:06Z")
don’t buy it just yet - you have to kill THIS thread first ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1289 "2007-08-25T12:33:08Z")
私の母は糸をよりよく殺す ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1290 "2007-08-25T12:41:39Z")
**labtrash** , seriously, what’s your job? I don’t know if you’ve followed in some other threads, but I’m a lab rat too. I work in a hospital lab for one of the largest hospitals in Boston. [/curiosity] ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1291 "2007-08-25T12:48:32Z")
I run an MQC testing Lab for a Plastics Manufacturer. We work in 70 degrees 24-7-365, production works in 120 degrees in the summer. Guess what they call us? Our Plant used to be in Canton, MA, but they moved it down here. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1292 "2007-08-25T13:13:23Z")
Ah… :: jots down in mental record :: I like to keep track of the lab types here, like **Mouse\_maven** and **Antigen** , to name a few. Now kill this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1293 "2007-08-25T13:39:45Z")
Sir, yes sir! Actually, I’ll be away most of today, so my standing orders are to maintain the high level of standards in this thread so far, and await my triumphant return to put this thread down. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1294 "2007-08-25T13:46:57Z")
Where’s the donuts? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1295 "2007-08-25T13:52:55Z")
Oops, sorry. I didn’t know you were coming. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1296 "2007-08-25T14:23:06Z")
Good morning, all. I will be back later to assist in the killing. Until then, carry on. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1297 "2007-08-25T14:39:15Z")
G’dammit, don’t they tell you how to kill anything right in the armed forces? What sort of example are you setting? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1298 "2007-08-25T16:53:58Z")
Woo! That was a long night. Good to see that the security blanket of my very own thread is still here. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1299 "2007-08-25T18:00:57Z")
Seven? Seven? You can not be serious! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1300 "2007-08-25T18:18:43Z")
No, I can be serious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=66)