# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1301 "2007-08-25T18:23:58Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] 私の母は糸をよりよく殺す [/QUOTE] My mother kills other things besides threads often? Yeah, and good morning. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1302 "2007-08-25T18:28:41Z")
I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1303 "2007-08-25T18:34:25Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1304 "2007-08-25T18:36:24Z")
Okay, I’m going to eat and take a shower. Don’t go doing anything crazy like killing my thread when I’m gone. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1305 "2007-08-25T18:40:17Z")
::Shouts so LOUNE can hear me with the water running:: **54.** ::/SsLOUNEchmwtwr:: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1306 "2007-08-25T19:10:56Z")
54, eh? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1307 "2007-08-25T19:30:19Z")
Nyuk, nyuk! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1308 "2007-08-25T19:39:57Z")
_pokes at your eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1309 "2007-08-25T20:04:46Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] ??? [/QUOTE] Is there something wrong with me? I keep seeing posts like this. Must be some kinda futuristic characters or something that my browser can’t handle. Hey, **LOUNE** , was it the Tigers game you were trying to make it to last night? I saw that thing ended with a walk-off homer at 3:30 a.m. Were you there? ::kicks thread in throat:: ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1310 "2007-08-25T20:08:18Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _pokes at your eyes_ [/QUOTE] _Vertical hand up between eyes._ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1311 "2007-08-25T20:26:14Z")
Oh, a wise guy, eh? Yeah, Team. I actually had to drive out to your neck of the woods, to my old employer, meet the bus there, be driven to the game, go through the 4 hour rain delay, watch the game in its entirety, be driven BACK to Ann Arbor, then drive home to Dearborn Heights. Good game, though. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1312 "2007-08-25T20:56:35Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Oh, a **wise guy** , eh? Yeah, Team. I actually had to drive out to your neck of the woods, to my old employer, meet the bus there, be driven to the game, go through the 4 hour rain delay, watch the game in its entirety, be driven BACK to Ann Arbor, then drive home to Dearborn Heights. Good game, though. [/QUOTE] That’s _wiseguy_, to you, so I’d be very careful about continuing to post in this thread, ifyaknowwhatmean. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1313 "2007-08-25T20:57:36Z")
I cannot believe this thing made it through another day. Dammit, I’m calling the White House. What’s the point of having nuclear weapons if you can’t use them. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1314 "2007-08-25T21:00:37Z")
I’m going out for sushi. Have fun in my absence. Or not. I dont really give a fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1315 "2007-08-25T21:13:06Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] That’s _wiseguy_, to you, so I’d be very careful about continuing to post in this thread, ifyaknowwhatmean. [/QUOTE] _twists your nose and bonks you over the head with a fist_ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1316 "2007-08-25T21:13:52Z")
I like sushi, heat it up a little and it tastes just like fish. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1317 "2007-08-25T21:15:03Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I like sushi, heat it up a little and it tastes just like fish. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Do you _nuke_ it in the microwave, or what? Hey, weren’t you supposed to stop posting at round page 20? And aren’t you dead from blowing yourself up? And get off my lawn, you’re standing on **Auto** ’s sleepin-it-off spot and he’s gonna need it later. To **LOUNE** : _whatever maneuver a beleaguered Stooge would execute at this point_ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1318 "2007-08-25T21:20:50Z")
Ha! I win the Stooge-off. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1319 "2007-08-25T21:32:25Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] … Hey, weren’t you supposed to stop posting at round page 20? And aren’t you dead from blowing yourself up?.. [/QUOTE] You really can’t believe most of what you read on the internet these days. I wasn’t really dead, it was a flesh wound. As for the page 20 thing, I missed the edit window and dropped 3 or 4 zeros. Overall, my posts won’t count for anything, unless I win. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1320 "2007-08-25T21:36:34Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Ha! I win the Stooge-off. [/QUOTE] _draws back to hit **LOUNE** in the nose but doesn’t; in the process elbows **SSG** in the eye_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=67)