# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1321 "2007-08-25T21:36:49Z")
Which you won’t. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1322 "2007-08-25T21:39:21Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] _draws back to hit **LOUNE** in the nose but doesn’t; in the process elbows **SSG** in the eye_ [/QUOTE] Slaps top of left fist with right hand. Arm spins backward and bonks **5-4** on the head. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1323 "2007-08-25T21:43:40Z")
**5-4** Goes to rub sore spot from **SSG** ’s hit; smacks self in the head with hammer he’s holding. Hey, wait a minute! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1324 "2007-08-25T21:47:01Z")
Can’t remember if we did this one yet, but the funniest [Three Stooges](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ9lQe2YoBs) ever. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1325 "2007-08-25T21:50:58Z")
_grabs **Schwartz** ’s nose with a pair of pliers_ Now you look see. What’s the matter with you? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1326 "2007-08-25T21:59:13Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _grabs **Schwartz** ’s nose with a pair of pliers_ Now you look see. What’s the matter with you? [/QUOTE] ( **SSG Schwartz** covers his head then yanks \*\*LOUNE \*\*up by his hair.) Remind me to send your head to the cleaners with the rest of the flatwork! (He slaps LOUNE.) Get outta. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1327 "2007-08-25T22:11:26Z")
_stomps **Schwartz** ’s foot_ Why, I’d never! ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1328 "2007-08-25T22:46:34Z")
Hey fella’s, take a whiff of Jif. The beans I ate for lunch are working good. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1329 "2007-08-25T22:55:52Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _stomps **Schwartz** ’s foot_ Why, I’d never! [/QUOTE] Flaps hand in front of **LOUNE** ’s face and then eye gouges him. Nyuck, nyuck SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1330 "2007-08-26T00:05:32Z")
Men. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1331 "2007-08-26T00:16:46Z")
Women. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1332 "2007-08-26T00:27:55Z")
Buster Keaton. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1333 "2007-08-26T00:41:12Z")
Tootsie. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1334 "2007-08-26T00:51:12Z")
I Bogart your Tootsie. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1335 "2007-08-26T00:53:14Z")
Hey, stop bogartin’ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1336 "2007-08-26T01:14:38Z")
I just got done watching the Simpsons movie. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1337 "2007-08-26T01:16:39Z")
D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1338 "2007-08-26T01:22:51Z")
Slowly I turned… ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1339 "2007-08-26T01:51:39Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I just got done watching the Simpsons movie. [/QUOTE] I just got done watching SOAP. What a waste of 90 minutes. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1340 "2007-08-26T02:00:45Z")
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