# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1341 "2007-08-26T02:05:07Z")
We’ve created a monster. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1342 "2007-08-26T02:09:43Z")
What do you mean ‘we,’ Kemosabe? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1343 "2007-08-26T02:13:46Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Soap? [/QUOTE] Damn, missed the edit window. SoaP, or Snakes on a Plane. Perhaps, I should force this thread to watch that. It would die of mental numbness. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![babygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@babygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1344 "2007-08-26T02:15:23Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I just got done watching SOAP. What a waste of 90 minutes. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] But it was with me does that mean I was a waste of 90 minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1345 "2007-08-26T02:19:37Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] My mother kills other things besides threads often? Yeah, and good morning. [/QUOTE] Apparently the English-Japanese translation site I went to leaves something to be desired. It was supposed to say “My mother kills threads better than you”, in reply to \*\*Fisha’s \*\* post just before (assuming my lame site translated it correctly). Embarrasing, to say the least. Jesus, I never thought this would get as far as Stooges. We need Ted McGinley in here to kill this once & for all. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1346 "2007-08-26T02:27:09Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] We need Ted McGinley in here to kill this once & for all. [/QUOTE] Your wish is [granted](http://www.csa-marion.com/Images/Celebrities/TED%20MCGINLEY.jpg) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1347 "2007-08-26T02:32:44Z")
eep! It almost looks 3D ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1348 "2007-08-26T02:34:51Z")
Almost. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1349 "2007-08-26T02:45:14Z")
It may take awhile. He was on Married with Children for a few seasons. I think the old Ted is slowing down. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1350 "2007-08-26T02:46:21Z")
Exorcism perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1351 "2007-08-26T02:49:09Z")
Perhaps. I think I’ll bow out of this thread now. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1352 "2007-08-26T02:53:37Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Perhaps. I think I’ll bow out of this thread now. [/QUOTE] :Snort of derision: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1353 "2007-08-26T03:00:51Z")
You snort at me, dear **fisha**? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1354 "2007-08-26T03:02:51Z")
I deride you. (Why does that sound so dirty?) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1355 "2007-08-26T03:06:47Z")
Don’t deride me. I’d much rather you keep riding instead. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1356 "2007-08-26T03:15:40Z")
We’ll need a priest, a rabbi, a swami, a witch-doctor, a reverend, a minister, a druid, and Mr Rogers (from beyond the grave) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1357 "2007-08-26T03:17:33Z")
Happy trails to you… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1358 "2007-08-26T03:24:47Z")
Not Mr. Rogers! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1359 "2007-08-26T03:25:17Z")
Ok, I’ve got [The Witch Doctor](Doctor [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMEZvZSWFQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMEZvZSWFQ)) and a [Priest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYn5hxeFt10) I am working on the rest, **labtrash**. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1360 "2007-08-26T03:26:56Z")
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