# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1361 "2007-08-26T03:32:26Z")
Dammit, didn’t get the edit quick enough. Here is [The Witch Doctor](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMEZvZSWFQ) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1362 "2007-08-26T03:44:23Z")
Damn, I hope I’m better at creating babies than I am at killing threads. This is not getting anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1363 "2007-08-26T03:44:35Z")
No, I’m sober tonight unfortunately. Currently chatting with a chinese chick on MSN who I messaged like four months ago on a penpal website and forgot about. She messaged me this morning calling me Jason. Finally we figured out that Jason is a consultant and she had confused our e-mail addresses because we both messaged her at around the same time four months ago. It’s about as confusing as I wrote that, but it’s becoming a little clearer now. She’s my age too \>\_\> ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1364 "2007-08-26T03:47:51Z")
Hey, I’ll max out a credit card to fly out there and pinch hit for you **TokoPlayer** , old buddy old pal. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1365 "2007-08-26T03:48:44Z")
Ok, we can now add [The Reverend](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQOrtkLAHsY&mode=related&search=) , a [Rabbi](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7WomCOWr3s) and a [Swami](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGWA0NwvWxk). Soon we will have an exorcism. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1366 "2007-08-26T03:50:38Z")
[Chinese chick]Hi **Jason** , was our cypersex as good for you as it was for me? Thank god u’re not into really kinky things like so many others you meet. There’s this one guy who only wants to put stuff up my butt! Can u believe that?[/Chinese chick] ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1367 "2007-08-26T03:52:10Z")
When are we having it? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1368 "2007-08-26T03:53:32Z")
**Auto** We’ve got to find an outlet for you. **Sarge** I can do the exorcism, I’m still an ordained priesthood member of the Mormon church, even though it’s only on paper. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1369 "2007-08-26T03:53:42Z")
Don’t forget the duck. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1370 "2007-08-26T03:56:02Z")
How about [Devil Duckies](http://www.mcphee.com/categories/devilduck.html)? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1371 "2007-08-26T03:56:09Z")
No need to get a duck, I’ll just quack a bit during the session. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1372 "2007-08-26T03:56:20Z")
Yeah? Duck you too. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1373 "2007-08-26T03:59:29Z")
It was my impression **you** were going to duck out of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1374 "2007-08-26T04:00:47Z")
Well…you see… I had contemplated it. I reconsidered. I’ll accept your heartfelt welcome. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1375 "2007-08-26T04:04:05Z")
I accept you back, **LOUNE**. This thread is to thread killers like Jack Daniels is to alcoholics. (Damn, that should be an SAT question.) I really thought I could walk away 8 pages ago, but I can’t. Is there a 12 Step Program somewhere? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1376 "2007-08-26T04:07:31Z")
I’ve looked into it, and there is a 12-step program for thread killers, but unfortuanately which step has 112 substeps. We’re screwed. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1377 "2007-08-26T04:10:50Z")
Okay everyone, move along. I’ve let this thread go for 1376 posts. That’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1378 "2007-08-26T04:14:49Z")
I’m glad you showed up to kill this thread,\*\* blondebear\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1379 "2007-08-26T04:15:47Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear] Okay everyone, move along. I’ve let this thread go for 1376 posts. That’s enough. [/QUOTE] Nice try, **blondebear** , but that has been done on pages 2, 5, 7, 8 11, 13, 17, 21, and 24. It doesn’t work. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1380 "2007-08-26T04:16:20Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] **Auto** We’ve got to find an outlet for you. [/QUOTE] I didn’t hear a no 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=70)