# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 71

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1401 "2007-08-26T12:37:24Z")

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Oh no you don’t!

\<snore\>

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1402 "2007-08-26T12:42:20Z")

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[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]  
Dammit, I am quitting my Rosetta Stone Spanish lessons and taking Japanese starting as soon as this thread is dead.

SSG Schwartz  
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I still like the title “draad moordenaar.”

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1403 "2007-08-26T12:47:28Z")

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Five more posts and I earn my "Thread Killers"™ jacket!

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1404 "2007-08-26T12:48:57Z")

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[Cheating] Um, double post. [/Cheating]

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1405 "2007-08-26T13:59:06Z")

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Hmmm, an hour and 11 minutes and no posts. Maybe this thread is about to die.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1406 "2007-08-26T14:20:39Z")

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[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]  
I thought there was a sticky about ex post facto banning from a dead thread. Could be wrong.

SSG Schwartz  
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Yeah, and there’s a sticky about post padding threads, too, but, ya know.

And this thread will never die ( but I just LURVE that [this Pit thread about a stupid thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434163) was killed after 4 posts, and a little over an hour, whilst OUR thread - I’ll avoid the “stupid” moniker - has gone on for 1400+ posts, and over 3 weeks 🆒 ).

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1407 "2007-08-26T15:01:56Z")

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SDMB!!!

😃

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1408 "2007-08-26T15:05:10Z")

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[back at ya](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sc.gov/PhotoGalleryUploads/2006/1/A6FA-5BE5-8273-F190-30A1-70F3-1FD3-D24A/portal_mb_sunrise.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sc.gov/PhotoGallery/55.htm&h=320&w=480&sz=144&hl=en&start=9&tbnid=PWDw5gocNqXyPM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsunrise%2BSC%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1409 "2007-08-26T15:14:28Z")

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It’s a [Beautiful Morning](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKJXzIOSapE)

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1410 "2007-08-26T15:20:10Z")

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I suppose I should have expected that.

Love that tune!

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1411 "2007-08-26T15:24:25Z")

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It was the Rascal, or “Sunday morning coming down,” but I am upbeat today.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1412 "2007-08-26T16:11:04Z")

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I guess everyone is sleeping in today. I would have, but [L’il Labtrash](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view&current=pics002.jpg) had other plans

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1413 "2007-08-26T16:20:56Z")

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How about “[It’s A Beautiful Day](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0oa4IqNqg)”?

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1414 "2007-08-26T16:38:47Z")

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[QUOTE=racer72]  
How about “[It’s A Beautiful Day](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0oa4IqNqg)”?  
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blecch

Too long & hippyish for my tastes.

I was gonna put [What a Wonderful World by Joey Ramone](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdVEp-IcBTA) out there.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1415 "2007-08-26T17:16:53Z")

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How about uUufnnagnnrrrggghhhh…?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1416 "2007-08-26T18:25:16Z")

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You might wanna make that grunt in the bathroom, **Auto**.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1417 "2007-08-26T19:39:41Z")

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I got a Wii! ::squeeeee:: I mean ::wiiiiiiiii::

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1418 "2007-08-26T19:42:23Z")

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How fun is it?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1419 "2007-08-26T19:47:03Z")

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I dunno. I’m still in post-buy euphora, so I haven’t set it up yet.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1420 "2007-08-26T19:50:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
I got a Wii! ::squeeeee:: I mean ::wiiiiiiiii::  
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Well, we may not be seeing too much of you here anymore. Thanks for playing. Hope you enjoy it.

SSG Schwartz

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