# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1541 "2007-08-27T19:47:17Z")
where are we going? I actually do not care, I am happy that nonsense western story stopped. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1542 "2007-08-27T20:22:00Z")
Shane walked into the bar, his throat as dry as the chalkboard eraser he cleaned in Miss Krunktop’s 3rd grade class when he would get in trouble for pulling Becky Hammerbutt’s pigtails, and as he looked around, he noticed the ceiling had wads of chewing gum stuck to it when it suddenly dawned on him, that because he was only 5 feet tall, he had in fact walked into the bar and hit himself on the head temporarily knocking himself out and that he was now looking at the bottom of the bar when suddenly a bright green glob of chewing gum became dislodged and hit him in the right eye, the same eye that was recently blacked by Horace Jones when punched him in the eye for staring at his wife’s ample bosum even though he could not help it due to his dimunitive stature. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1543 "2007-08-27T20:47:58Z")
I think you need a nap. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1544 "2007-08-27T21:10:49Z")
Can I get a rewind? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1545 "2007-08-27T21:14:03Z")
_hands you a rewind_ ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1546 "2007-08-27T21:38:40Z")
Thanks **LOUNE**! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1547 "2007-08-27T21:47:44Z")
You killed my Western, **You Bastards.** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1548 "2007-08-27T22:00:20Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] You killed my Western, **You Bastards.** SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Goodnight. Moon. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1549 "2007-08-27T22:04:46Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] You killed my Western, **You Bastards.** SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] I was just happy to be somewhat included in it. Now, on to Killing this Fargin’ Thread (after I drive home). ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1550 "2007-08-27T22:05:49Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] I seem to have a habit of murdering threads. Once I post in them they usually sink without a trace! Oh well. I just need to become a wittier, more astute, more contributory poster. [/QUOTE] Least Original User Name Ever Least Original User Name Ever is offline Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,155 Location: Detroit, Michigan Send a message via AIM to Least Original User Name Ever Send a message via MSN to Least Original User Name Ever Send a message via Yahoo to Least Original User Name Ever You are not. Dammit, record is stuck again. Someone jar the turntable. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1551 "2007-08-27T22:22:17Z")
I quite enjoyed the Western! It had a great ending! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1552 "2007-08-27T22:28:29Z")
Huh? What’d I do? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1553 "2007-08-27T22:35:01Z")
The thread has gone into repeat mode, fixed now. On to thread killing. We have shattered the previous [record](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250465&page=1&pp=50) of threadkilling pages. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1554 "2007-08-27T22:36:14Z")
Ok lock 'er up I’m happy now. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1555 "2007-08-27T22:42:00Z")
No, lock it up Now!!! SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1556 "2007-08-27T22:43:52Z")
Die thread. Die. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1557 "2007-08-27T23:28:25Z")
I’ll kill this thread after dinner. Mmm… super ghetti. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1558 "2007-08-28T00:12:29Z")
I’m hungry. Dunno what to have to eat. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1559 "2007-08-28T00:26:19Z")
Beer makes a nice appetizer, main course, and desert. Then there is the after dinner drinks, more beer. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1560 "2007-08-28T00:38:08Z")
**The Lady in Red** and I went to a turkish restaurant for dinner last night, with Turkish background music. First time to hear a Turkish redition of _Smoke on the Waters_. That song should kill this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=79)