# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1561 "2007-08-28T00:48:33Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] **The Lady in Red** and I went to a turkish restaurant for dinner last night, with Turkish background music. First time to hear a Turkish redition of _Smoke on the Waters_. That song should kill this thread. [/QUOTE] No, you have to post a link if you want to kill the thread. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1562 "2007-08-28T01:12:11Z")
I’m hungry still. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1563 "2007-08-28T01:17:08Z")
I’m honored to have played a part, however minor, in this historic thread. Now, when does the karaoke start? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1564 "2007-08-28T01:19:08Z")
[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier] I’m honored to have played a part, however minor, in this historic thread. Now, when does the karaoke start? [/QUOTE] First up we have **Rufus Xavier** who will be singing, “_It’s Raining Men_” SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1565 "2007-08-28T01:21:25Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] No, you have to post a link if you want to kill the thread. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] My ears are my cite. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1566 "2007-08-28T01:44:02Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] My ears are my cite. [/QUOTE] Post a link to your ears then. 😃 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1567 "2007-08-28T01:45:07Z")
You’ll need two pics, unless you’re Van Gogh. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1568 "2007-08-28T02:11:43Z")
You want bad karaoke ? - [You got it!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ffkpVwpEg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1569 "2007-08-28T02:23:28Z")
All karaoke is bad karaoke. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1570 "2007-08-28T02:27:43Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I have legs. [/QUOTE] You’re a clam? [QUOTE=racer72] Shane walked into the bar, his throat as dry as the chalkboard eraser he cleaned in Miss Krunktop’s 3rd grade class when he would get in trouble for pulling Becky Hammerbutt’s pigtails, and as he looked around, he noticed the ceiling had wads of chewing gum stuck to it when it suddenly dawned on him, that because he was only 5 feet tall, he had in fact walked into the bar and hit himself on the head temporarily knocking himself out and that he was now looking at the bottom of the bar when suddenly a bright green glob of chewing gum became dislodged and hit him in the right eye, the same eye that was recently blacked by Horace Jones when punched him in the eye for staring at his wife’s ample bosum even though he could not help it due to his dimunitive stature. [/QUOTE] I think you meant to post that [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434418). _crosses fingers_ deadthreaddeadthreaddeadthreaddeadthread ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1571 "2007-08-28T02:28:09Z")
\*Riding hard, the mare running full out, miss fisha looks over her shoulder. She sees the dust following her in the distance, rising from the chasing posse. Squeezing her thighs, urging her mount faster, she knows her only hope lies in \* What? Eh? Ah fuck, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1572 "2007-08-28T02:32:05Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] \*Riding hard, the mare running full out, miss fisha looks over her shoulder. She sees the dust following her in the distance, rising from the chasing posse. Squeezing her thighs, urging her mount faster, she knows her only hope lies in \* What? Eh? Ah fuck, never mind. [/QUOTE] No, this may be the only time I encourage a follow up post, but continue, urging the mount. 😃 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1573 "2007-08-28T02:32:42Z")
Right. Keep riding, dear **fisha**. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1574 "2007-08-28T02:53:24Z")
Don’t squeeze so hard - I chafe easily. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1575 "2007-08-28T02:57:21Z")
I wanna be recast to be the horse. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1576 "2007-08-28T03:08:47Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] The thread has gone into repeat mode, fixed now. On to thread killing. We have shattered the previous [record](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250465&page=1&pp=50) of threadkilling pages. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] FOURTEEN pages? 689 posts? Bah! Freakin’ amateurs. No offense intended to Rufus Xavier - ThreadKiller ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1577 "2007-08-28T03:13:08Z")
Oh? And who has the most posts in this here thread? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1578 "2007-08-28T03:22:16Z")
Which must mean you’re doing to worst job at it. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1579 "2007-08-28T03:28:11Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] FOURTEEN pages? 689 posts? Bah! Freakin’ amateurs. No offense intended to Rufus Xavier - ThreadKiller [/QUOTE] No offense taken. That was another age, it was. When dopers were immature and mods kept a close watch. Nowadays, dopers are apparently allowed greater power to police themselves. And with great power comes great responsibility. If we all work together, we can put an end to this thread to end all threads. I know you can do it, the power to kill this thread lies in each and every one of you. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1580 "2007-08-28T03:33:59Z")
_wishes life upon the thread_ I’m going to try some reverse psychology. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=80)