# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1581 "2007-08-28T03:35:52Z")
[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier] No offense taken. That was another age, it was. When dopers were immature and mods kept a close watch. Nowadays, dopers are apparently allowed greater power to police themselves. And with great power comes great responsibility. If we all work together, we can put an end to this thread to end all threads. I know you can do it, the power to kill this thread lies in each and every one of you. [/QUOTE] I am a Threadkiller. And Spiderman. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1582 "2007-08-28T03:38:37Z")
An army of wasps has invaded my home. I’ve spent half the night catching them in jars and depositing them outside, de fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1583 "2007-08-28T03:40:40Z")
Wow, they shut that down at 14? We’re in for it, guys. I can feel it. They’re saving up for something big. I’m thinking they’ll let Cecil himself come in and make the last post and then close it up for good. And then ban each and every one of us. Fortunately, we’ll all be martyred and remembered forever in the annals of SDMB history. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1584 "2007-08-28T03:44:09Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] An army of wasps has invaded my home. I’ve spent half the night catching them in jars and depositing them outside, de fuckers. [/QUOTE] Spider & snake attacks, and now wasps? The earwigs are next, I tells ya. Beware. BEWARE!!! **BEWARE!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1585 "2007-08-28T03:47:12Z")
That’d suck if **Cecil** came in here and killed the thread. Dick. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1586 "2007-08-28T04:24:05Z")
Maybe before that we’ll be slashdotted or slash ficced. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1587 "2007-08-28T05:27:32Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] My ears are my cite. [/QUOTE] I’m just catching up. And that is one fucking funny line. Down with spiders. Down with this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1588 "2007-08-28T06:58:28Z")
Ok… let’s count the ways we’ve tried to kill this thread: 1. Pointless inanity 2. Awkward conversations 3. Opal? 4. Dirty posts 5. Dirty pictures 6. Youtube links 7. A lame Western 8. Reverse psychology 9. Nuked it from orbit 10. Taunted the mods Yep, we’re fucked. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1589 "2007-08-28T07:13:10Z")
Should we try the stupid jokes again? Why does a duck walk softly? 'Cuz it can’t walk, hardly. ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1590 "2007-08-28T07:14:06Z")
What - no death threats yet (other than on the thread itself)??? ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1591 "2007-08-28T07:14:15Z")
_fart_ ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1592 "2007-08-28T07:28:39Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] What - no death threats yet (other than on the thread itself)??? [/QUOTE] No bonus points if you have to get yourself banned in the process of killing the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1593 "2007-08-28T07:42:54Z")
I wish a natural and peaceful death of old age on all posters in this thread! May no accident or sickness befall you, may you be able to look back on your long life with no regret or turmoil, and may your family be there to comfort and support you. Die posters die, bwahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1594 "2007-08-28T11:02:41Z")
I’m tired. I’d like to go back to bed now. …stupid “work”… ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1595 "2007-08-28T11:20:59Z")
Let’s face it. Maybe we just really suck at threadkilling, and the mods are letting us live on. Are we too good to shut down? Are we funny? Are we funny like we’re clowns, we \*amuse \* them? We make them laugh, we’re here to fuckin’ amuse them? What do they mean funny, funny how? How are we funny? Hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1596 "2007-08-28T11:28:02Z")
I’d say “snerp”, to your questions. Definitely “snerp”. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1597 "2007-08-28T11:41:09Z")
I knew a guy who had snerp. He said it was inherited, but I have my doubts. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I’m off for an adjustment at 0700 in the freakin’ morning. These insurance adjusters are getting mean. Just for that, I’m charging O&P, man! O&P, you hear me, you sadistic bastard! And I’m gonna make you use your own ladder, and, and, and…Shit, I better get going. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1598 "2007-08-28T12:55:33Z")
That’s right, toddle on off… ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1599 "2007-08-28T12:57:40Z")
Dude, I like the way you used the corn for texture. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1600 "2007-08-28T13:35:58Z")
You can use sheep intestine for the same purpose! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=79) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=81)