# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/161 "2007-08-07T21:26:04Z")
Is this thing still alive??? :: squishes it into the ground with her heel :: ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/162 "2007-08-07T21:38:04Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] Is this thing still alive??? :: squishes it into the ground with her heel :: [/QUOTE] Ouch! Those are my fingers you’re grinding into the keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/163 "2007-08-07T22:43:36Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] Is this thing still alive??? :: squishes it into the ground with her heel :: [/QUOTE] Squee! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/164 "2007-08-07T22:56:45Z")
It is official. The thread is dead. Long live the thread. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/165 "2007-08-08T00:59:26Z")
This thread will not die until we administer last rites. Can we get a priest in here? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/166 "2007-08-08T02:57:05Z")
Do you want a young one or an old one? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/167 "2007-08-08T03:13:44Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Do you want a young one or an old one? [/QUOTE] Doesn’t matter, both die. This thread is possessed. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/168 "2007-08-08T03:17:38Z")
Well, then get me Leslie Nielsen. He’ll be able to fix it. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/169 "2007-08-08T03:37:37Z")
14 kinds of gumption in fucking thread THAT WILL NOT DIE! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/170 "2007-08-08T03:39:07Z")
I think the mods are trying to teach us a lesson. What was the lesson again? I’m in ur forumz, killin’ yer threadz. Oh yeah…got it now. ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/171 "2007-08-08T04:07:22Z")
I’m only warming up, over here. I eat threads for breakfast. I just killed the makeover thread in IMHO. Any of you kill a thread _in the last two days?_ Yeah, I didn’t think so. Time for me to deliver the coup de gras. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/172 "2007-08-08T08:58:30Z")
Congratulations! I was wondering who was going to kill this damn thing! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/173 "2007-08-08T11:16:04Z")
Oh, well, don’t wonder any more. It’s me. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/174 "2007-08-08T14:19:23Z")
Last one was the 5th, I think. Time for a new one. This one shall be it. NOW! ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/175 "2007-08-08T14:25:43Z")
If this thread does not die soon it will breed a thousand other pointless long living threads that will not die. And then where will this board be, I ask you, huh, where will it be? Kill it now, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/176 "2007-08-08T15:11:41Z")
[QUOTE=Trollhaugen] If this thread does not die soon it will breed a thousand other pointless long living threads that will not die. And then where will this board be, I ask you, huh, where will it be? Kill it now, dammit! [/QUOTE] Ah, the appeal to the beneficence of the mod ploy. Nice try. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/177 "2007-08-08T16:10:49Z")
I found a dead thread from the 60’s (is this now a battle of wills with the mods?) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/178 "2007-08-08T16:19:52Z")
I’m nothing if not stubborn. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/179 "2007-08-08T16:24:07Z")
I let this thread live. I like tormenting you guys. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/180 "2007-08-08T16:24:52Z")
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