Calling a Depression a Depression

I can see a trend here:

Pre-1890s: “Panic”.
Post-1931: “Depression”.
Post-1940s: “Recession”.
Post-2000s: “Downturn”.
Post-2020s: “Move along now, nothing for you to see here”.
Post-2020s: “Fluffy bunny tickles”.

The definition I’ve always heard was:

A downturn is when your neighbor is out of work.

A recession is when your brother-in-law is out of work.

A depression is when you’re out of work.

(I’m in my sixties, and used to hear stories about living through the Great Depression from my parents. What we’re going through now isn’t even close.)

So will recession be a dirty word after the current Great Recession and we’ll have to move onto something even more euphemistic? I vote softening as the next word.

I dunno. I kind of likes jjimm’s “Fluffy Bunny Tickles” idea. I mean if we’re going to resort to euphemisms, let’s go all in.

There was someone in the Ford Administration who tried to call the 1974-75 recession as “sideways waffling”. Didn’t catch on.

I have to say the OP assertion that the USA has been in a depression since since 2001 is flat out stupid.