# Calling all comedians... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022 "2000-04-10T14:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/1 "2000-04-10T14:33:00Z")
OMG I just found this website and you people are making my day! I have laughed non stop for the last hour and my kids are beginning to look at me strange. Ahh well šŸ™‚ * * * How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/2 "2000-04-10T14:36:00Z")
Hi. Donā€™t be alarmed, but thereā€™s an angry mob of people coming in now to tell you to get this fucking shit to MPSIMS. Otherwise, welcome aboard šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/3 "2000-04-10T14:37:00Z")
We amuse you? We make you laugh? Like a clown? Weā€™re here to amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about us? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/4 "2000-04-10T14:43:00Z")
Wow, first post and you already have Wally and Coldfire responding. Looks like I need to post just to add some much needed sanity and formality to this thread. And with a posting string of Coldfire, Wally, and myself, you are now guaranteed to see this one make itā€™s way to MPSIMs. * * * We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/5 "2000-04-10T14:45:00Z")
Did ya hear the one about the new poster whoā€¦ šŸ˜‰ * * * [My home page](http://members.aol.com/abbie4ever22/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/6 "2000-04-10T14:46:00Z")
Zee Sree Musketeeeers of Em Peee Es Eye Em Essss strrrrrike againe! ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/7 "2000-04-10T14:48:00Z")
MPSIMs?? - I have been on the net for like years and have _never_ seen that acronym. Color me lost cause I am just that! Ohh come on guys you gotta see the humor in some of these posts! Give a SAHM a break, I donā€™t get out much!! _straightens her ruffled feathers and waits for the rain to drown her [upturned nose]_ ā€¦the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/8 "2000-04-10T14:53:00Z")
Itā€™s a forum on this board. It means ā€œMale Porcupines Steal Inbred Motorcycle Slutsā€. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/9 "2000-04-10T14:53:00Z")
Sheā€™s a girl! Hey, I saw her first. So, Sinocent, do you live around here often? ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/10 "2000-04-10T14:59:00Z")
Ummmmmm ok - that totally clears things up for me šŸ˜ƒ Donā€™t mind me, Iā€™m just your average inbred motorcycle slut _w_ _tousles blonde locks and grins at Wally_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/11 "2000-04-10T15:02:00Z")
I wasnā€™t talking about you, oh maiden fair. I was just horsing around a bit - it means Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/12 "2000-04-10T15:05:00Z")
mudane pointless stuff i must shareā€¦ bj0rn - did i mention im no fun? ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/13 "2000-04-10T15:12:00Z")
_shifts in her seat_ Gotcha! And Iā€™ll be sure and post something that you can flame away about soon enough. (I have a bad cause of diarrea of the mouthā€¦) bj0rn - Having a bad day or something? We canā€™t all be the life of the party sugah šŸ˜‰ ā€¦for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/14 "2000-04-10T15:14:00Z")
Yep, this definitely belongs in MPSIMS. So Iā€™m sending it over there. Lynn Queen of the Pit ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/15 "2000-04-10T15:18:00Z")
Toldya. ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/16 "2000-04-10T15:22:00Z")
_recoils_ How right you were šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/17 "2000-04-10T15:23:00Z")
Did ya hear the one about the duck and the prostitute? Oh, you mean THAT kind of comedianā€¦ (ps: Wally can find time to flirt with the newbie but canā€™t think up ONE clever sig for me? Priorities, my friendā€¦) * * * * * * Iā€™m waiting for my Wally quote. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/18 "2000-04-10T15:27:00Z")
Coldfire is our resident psycho. No, wait. I mean psychic. He once predicted that something would happen, and sure enough, it did. He didnā€™t say _what_ would happen, just that something would. He was right. ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/19 "2000-04-10T15:32:00Z")
How do you put on a depends when ya donā€™t wear panties? You are making me laugh too hard!! ps. Bring on the male porcupines šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/20 "2000-04-10T15:32:00Z")
I donā€™t know about Coldfire, but Iā€™m a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, but only way off to the sideā€¦ * * * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022.md?page=2)