# Calling all comedians... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022 "2000-04-10T14:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/21 "2000-04-10T15:32:00Z")
A sig for SwimmingRiddles: I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me. \*Goof off a little, and they’re all over you.{/i] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/22 "2000-04-10T15:33:00Z")
Well, I called Wally a heartless fool one time, and _that_ almost came true… I’m still right about the fool part, of course 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/23 "2000-04-10T15:51:00Z")
Good god. Are you “clowns” trying to scare away another one? Sinocent, please ignore these jokers. UncleBeer is the only refined gentleman on this site. If you don’t believe me, just check the MPSIMS archives for a thread called “Guy Stuff.” That should convince you what a bunch of cretins these fools are. And tangentially, the goodness of my soul, oh wait, I sold that to Satan about six months ago. As for björn, just ignore his whining; every day is a bad day when you live on a slab of volcanic rock covered in ice. ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/24 "2000-04-10T16:02:00Z")
…a constant smile _thanks_ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/25 "2000-04-10T16:05:00Z")
So Unclebeer, you now swoop in and try to take women from our dashing dutchman and the man with the bionic heart? How cruel. These men have needs! ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/26 "2000-04-10T16:12:00Z")
Not to mention the Single Dad with a heart of gold! 😉 You’re over the limit, Uncle Beer… Throw a few back for the rest of us! * * * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/27 "2000-04-10T16:12:00Z")
sinocent, UncleBeer is an enemy of the people. He is an agent provecateur, sent by Moscow to discredit me. UncleBeer is not even his real name. It’s an alias. Trust me. * * * Don’t be sexist. The broads hate that. ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/28 "2000-04-10T16:13:00Z")
Checked out the “Guy Stuff” thread (or rather, THREADS)… gotta love it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/29 "2000-04-10T16:15:00Z")
## How many kiddos, Daddy? **So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!** ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/30 "2000-04-10T19:44:00Z")
Bwahahahaha! Love your sig line, sinocent! I think you’re gonna make the cut. 😉 * * * “Satan – I’ve had enough of your two cents!” – The hilarious Federalist ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/31 "2000-04-10T20:17:00Z")
Yeah, sinocent should fit right in. Riiiiight in. Why don’t you come sit over here, honey? You don’t wanna mess with them old fogies. Trust me, they’re all fifty or something. Wrinkly and stuff. Really. Just ask their wives. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/32 "2000-04-10T20:28:00Z")
You **DO** know about the _initiation ceremony_, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/33 "2000-04-10T20:33:00Z")
_blushes_ Gee! Have been reading over some of the posts - they can be kinda brutal here, no? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/34 "2000-04-10T20:37:00Z")
Us? Brutal? Oh, no, no, never. We follow the motto of the Gridiron Club- “Singe, but never burn.” Now, as for the initiation ceremony- I’m sure I had that flame-thrower around here somewhere… “Singe, but never burn…” Welcome to the asylum. Watch out for the rational ones. * * * JMCJ Give to Radiskull! ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/35 "2000-04-10T20:38:00Z")
_giggles_ Nah, tell me about the initiation ceremony! Do I get to where a pretty little dress n’stuff? 🙂 And hey - I have a thing for older men… don’t tease me like that _flutters lashes_ What makes you think I am young? ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/36 "2000-04-10T20:39:00Z")
Very…make sure you spell everything correctly. You don’t have to be profound, but you sure as shit better know punctuation and spelling. ---
**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/37 "2000-04-10T20:42:00Z")
Well I did win a spelling-B in 5th grade. Does that count? _impish grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/38 "2000-04-10T20:43:00Z")
A thing for older men? Aww crud. Why do all the cute one’s say that? * * * Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/39 "2000-04-10T20:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by sinocent: > \*\*_blushes_ > > Gee! Have been reading over some of the posts - they can be kinda brutal here, no? 🙂 > > \*\* ## You really have to be asking for it, like dissing someone who’s been on the board for a year or more. (See the upstart “Federalist” trying to pick a fight with the long-revered “Satan.”) Or just being outright stupid. (Posting a message full of misspellings and then claiming they’re typos, and you’re too important to proofread. See “MerlynNY” and “pennystheman”) Or obnoxious (See any item by MrSocko.) So far you’ve done none of the above, so just keep it up. 😃 “Satan – I’ve had enough of your two cents!” – The hilarious Federalist ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/40 "2000-04-10T20:44:00Z")
And I of course meant “ones”. Sigh. I was just, um, distracted, er, by how beautiful you were. Yeah, thats it. * * * Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022.md?page=3)