# Calling all comedians...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022 "2000-04-10T14:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/41 "2000-04-10T20:49:00Z")

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Well I am only 27 so to be an “older man” doesn’t take much, now does it? 🙂

_snakes tongue along lips with a grin_

Ahhhhh… better get the dictionary out [just in case, yanno]… tough crowd!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/42 "2000-04-10T20:59:00Z")

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Takes more than I’ve got…

Ah well, guess I’ll just have to go back to drinking heavily. Good old drinking heavily.

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Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/43 "2000-04-10T21:18:00Z")

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> Originally posted by sinocent:  
> How do you put on a depends when ya don’t wear panties?

Honey, you’re gonna fit (i)right(/i) in.

Welcome to the board, and try not to step in the drool. 🙂

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## Catrandom

Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. _Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7_

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**Author:** ![sinocent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@sinocent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinocent)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-comedians/16022/44 "2000-04-16T19:27:00Z")

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## _giggles and steps away from the wet spot_

**So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!**

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