# Calling all Frog Gods **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570 "2000-01-04T06:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/21 "2000-01-04T20:59:00Z")
1. Oops, what a monumental balls-up that was. I thought I typed, “…sorry, can’t take credit…” 2. No, I’m afraid that only works for Cecil’s articles and such. It doesn’t work for the message board. We can thank God for that though; I don’t think we want everyone searching for “felching” to land here. Cheer up! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/22 "2000-01-04T21:33:00Z")
Hmmm, our amphibious friend hasn’t hopped on by yet, maybe he got squished crossing the road between GQ and MPSIMS. * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/23 "2000-01-05T00:05:00Z")
Cant said: > [@](#): > > No. 1: Where do you see an apostrophe in my name? I always mentally broke your name up like this: CAN THE ARYA You know, like an eccentrically spelled admonition to stop singing opera. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/24 "2000-01-05T01:43:00Z")
I am the God of Lava Lamps. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/25 "2000-01-05T01:45:00Z")
I am **not** the God of delightfully sweet, canned, cling peaches. He is out sick. I’m just filling in. Let’s get that straight, people. * * * “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/26 "2000-01-05T02:21:00Z")
Uh, we do have a spot left for a minor deity in charge of something like, oh say, polymorphic perversity? I could probably handle that one. Hey, it’s Bosda in charge of cling peaches. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/27 "2000-01-05T04:29:00Z")
Hey! Kat and I did all that paperwork and paid our fees to the proper authorities --the cowgod _promised_ to pass the payments on. But now it appears that the rest of y’all are becoming deities by mere acclamation. Something’s definitely fishy here. Catrandom Your _legitimate_ Elephant Goddess since 10/25/99 (or 25/10/99, if you’re so inclined) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/28 "2000-01-05T04:52:00Z")
Um… I am the God of Bee’s… no… LINES!!! yeah… I am the God of Twelve Lines… (thinking hard)… OK! Similar to Twelve Steps only funnier… you get to cross these lines of purity… not walk up steps to forgivness and redemption… oh wait… that doesnt seem God-like at all… shit… maybe im just the God of run-on sentences… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/29 "2000-01-05T04:54:00Z")
I just decided… from now on you can call me… IamTheDuckGodQuack!!! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/30 "2000-01-05T04:59:00Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be a goddess too? I want to be the goddess of those notepaper cubes. I love those things. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/31 "2000-01-05T05:36:00Z")
_B\_Line12 flips Christi from top to bottom_ haha. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/32 "2000-01-05T06:18:00Z")
Catrandom, I think you and I should talk to pluto about borrowing some of his excess lawyers and bring suit against some of these unsanctioned dieties. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/33 "2000-01-05T06:30:00Z")
Well, Kat, we’ve certainly got to sue _somebody_. These bogus gods and goddesses are devaluing our legitimate deity status. Hey, pluto, send up a lawyer or six; it’s class action time! Catrandom Your legitimate Elephant Goddess since 10/25/99 (The original bears this signature) ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/34 "2000-01-05T21:19:00Z")
Maybe I asked the wrong question for DGOF, maybe it was just to ribbeting. He’s trying to avoid me, I just know it. Your Official Cow God since 4/15/99 * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/35 "2000-01-05T21:25:00Z")
I am only a mere mortal, but I give daily popsicle offerings to the Gods of the CrackwhorePimps * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/36 "2000-01-05T21:27:00Z")
**Troy da Cheffy** said: > [@](#): > > I always mentally broke your name up like this: > > CAN THE ARYA > > You know, like an eccentrically spelled admonition to stop singing opera. Yeah, I get it. BMU always says “Can the area” I’m rolling on the floor over here. It’s actually pronounced “Can’t hear ya” as in “What?” Sheesh, people. Get it right. ::sigh:: * * * Sincerely, Canthearya, _Mearless_ ---
**Author:** ![David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_God_of_Frogs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/37 "2000-01-05T22:05:00Z")
Well if I’m not the Frog God then tell me this: who is? ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/38 "2000-01-05T22:07:00Z")
Can I be the God of something? What, exactly, are the requirements? Do I need to be nominated, or are barely disguised bribes to the dieties acceptable? ---
**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/39 "2000-01-05T22:08:00Z")
I am the one TRUE Lesser-God. I’m thinking about trading all you discount-Gods to a Lesser-Satan, for half a pack of Milk Dudz. Then you’ll get roasted over a single charcoal briquette 'till your spit dries up. Ha! …also, since there’s some confusion about typing the word G-d, I prefer that you call me Chuck. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/40 "2000-01-05T22:16:00Z")
Chuck. OK, you got it. I’m glad we have something to call you now; N oR jVIaL is certainly unpronounceable. * * * Easy one-step assembly instructions. Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570.md?page=3)