# Calling all Frog Gods

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570 "2000-01-04T06:55:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/61 "2000-01-08T01:07:00Z")

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Hey I’ve always felt sorry for meatheads??

Can I help them? You know figure out how to act in public and stuff?? How to listen to people, etc?? They certainly need lots of help and I want to lend a hand to the lesser creatures!

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-Frankie  
Lack of charisma can be fatal

Unoffically Godding the meathead community since 1/7/2000

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-all-frog-gods/12570/62 "2000-01-08T01:28:00Z")

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Well, by Kat’s rules:

1. Zyada
2. Goddess of Dance
3. You want qualifications? You haven’t seen me dance yet, have you?

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