# Calling ChiefScott

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 4, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591 "2000-07-04T23:02:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591/21 "2000-07-05T12:25:30Z")

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ChiefScott, I am so sorry that you had such an unfortunate experience _snort_. But Italian medicine will do that to you _smirk_. And it was VERY low of the medical staff to make fun of you _grin_. Not to mention the cabin crew of your flight home _snicker_. And then your very own dad… ROFLMAO 😃

That was a superb story, Chief!

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591/22 "2000-07-05T12:31:35Z")

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> My downstairs neighbor had run up. He helped my ex pull me out of the shitter, apply direct pressure and got me down the stairs to our car

Anyone else think that would make a great sig line?

Zette

😉

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591/23 "2000-07-05T13:35:11Z")

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Hey, I might have seen ya as well! I loved the “Which State Is It” because it helped my kids learn about the 50 states.

Many appreciative thanks for telling this completely humiliating story which got lots of folks ROFLMAOAPIMP at your painful expensive. At least, we aren’t calling you “boo boo” or “sweetie pie” or “bumpy pumpkins” or “cutie cuddles” or “fuzzy wuzzy honey bunny”, be thankful for that.

I only noticed two “of those things” in this posting…

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591/24 "2000-07-05T15:19:04Z")

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Two too many. Laugh it up, ya putzes.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-chiefscott/24591/25 "2000-07-05T21:33:31Z")

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Accidents in Italy _Shudder_.

Been there, done that, Chief. My Dad was stationed at San Vito in '72, when my sister fell two stories, landing on her hands and knees.

I won’t go into details of her injuries, save to say she was in a body cast for awhile, and has had problems ever since.

We had to take a cab to the hospital with her, and they charged us for the ride; Justified on their part, but a little cold, I thought.

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