# Calling Dr. Qadgop...STAT

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 11, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585 "2004-10-11T05:12:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/1 "2004-10-11T05:12:56Z")

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In my daily efforts to mine my tonsils for stones I noticed an oddity on the back of my throat; a whitish lump underneath a thin layer of mucus membrane/tissue.

Since it is the same size and color of a tonsil stone, a.k.a. tonsilolith, and due to the proximal nature of the growth to said tonsil, I figure it IS a stone which somehow missed the exit and got trapped in a detour.

I am a bit hesitant to lance the growth to free the chunck.

IS it a trapped stone?

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/2 "2004-10-11T06:34:39Z")

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Shouldn’t you see a doctor about things like this? I’ll put money on the response being “it is most likely this, but you should really see a doctor.”

Kind of like all the law question threads that get answered by lawyers end up with, “it is most likely this, but you shoudl really see a lawyer.”

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/3 "2004-10-11T06:38:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IS it a trapped stone?

Do you like the improvements I’ve made to my house?

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/4 "2004-10-11T13:55:57Z")

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> [@Chairman Pow](#):
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> Shouldn’t you see a doctor about things like this? I’ll put money on the response being “it is most likely this, but you should really see a doctor.”
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> Kind of like all the law question threads that get answered by lawyers end up with, “it is most likely this, but you shoudl really see a lawyer.”

Well…he IS trying to see a doctor…just without actually seeing one ( **Qt** is a doctor.) Granted, with only a vague desription, I’m not sure what he can tell you, other than ‘go to a doctor in real life.’

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/5 "2004-10-11T14:12:49Z")

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You are going to die.

But I just saved a bundle on my car insurance!

(d&r)

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/6 "2004-10-11T16:21:34Z")

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As others have said. Go see your own doctor STAT, in person.

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/7 "2004-10-11T19:50:58Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> Well…he IS trying to see a doctor…just without actually seeing one ( **Qt** is a doctor.) Granted, with only a vague desription, I’m not sure what he can tell you, other than ‘go to a doctor in real life.’

I believe I’ve seen others ask him for advice and his response was, “it is probably this, but go see a doctor.”

I don’t doubt that the OP was honestly just seeking a professional opinion, but I believe that QtM would also be aware of potential liabilties if he even answered the question, so would not answer it.

He does provide a lot of interesting information, but I can’t recall it ever being, “please help me with this specific thing,” instead they were responses to “what’s up with this completely hypothetical situation?”

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/8 "2004-10-11T20:33:52Z")

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You need to ask your doctor that question.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/9 "2004-10-11T20:46:44Z")

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I don’t think QTM minds answering questions wehn he can and at his discretion, but to call him to report immediately, front and center, for a personal medical question regarding a bump on your tonsils is kinda-sorta pushing the boundaries of good manners (IMO).

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calling-dr-qadgop-stat/268585/10 "2004-10-11T22:50:30Z")

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Please go see a doctor stat-like legal advice, like medical advice, is best done in person with a properly trained professional.  
I’m closing this thread.
