# calories in ejaculate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calories-in-ejaculate/167724>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calories-in-ejaculate/167724 "2003-04-10T04:27:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![soldat4800](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@soldat4800](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soldat4800)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calories-in-ejaculate/167724/1 "2003-04-10T04:27:20Z")

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Cecil indicates  
“In the end, it seems that you are the one guilty of making unwarranted assumptions. You assumed I played a made-up question for kicks and that I didn’t know what I was talking about. Neither of these, I can assure you, is what anyone would call a “safe assumption.””  
She also assumed that “everyone knows that semen doesn’t taste like egg whites”, but you don’t seem to have addressed that one.

Jeff

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calories-in-ejaculate/167724/2 "2003-04-10T21:42:20Z")

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Oh, no, not this again. What year is it?