# Calvary is the hill Jesus was crucified on.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 2, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094 "2009-02-02T06:51:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **Cache** (kash), a store of goods.  
> **Cachet** (kash-ay), a quality; prestige
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> **Cache** (kash-ay), ‘cache’ mispronounced.

Don’t forget:  
Catch Eh? - Canadian for " Did you want me to catch the puck?"😕  
Catch Eh! - Canadian for “Yes catch the puck!”:mad:  
Catch Eh. - Canadian for “Got you coach, I’ll catch the puck.”🆒

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
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And then there is the word “airborne” (often used by the military) that is mispelled more often than it is correctly spelled. A fellow Vancouver Islander even wrote a book he entitled “Airborn” and received the American Library Association’s Printz Honor!

And now they are making a movie with the same fucked up title!

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/63 "2009-02-03T02:17:03Z")

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> [@MrSquishy](#):
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> You know, for the longest time I thought it was spelled (and pronounced) “calvalry” (referring to mounted infantry).
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> Suck on that.

Mounted infantry is spelled “Dragoons.”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/64 "2009-02-03T02:35:42Z")

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Edgar Allan Poe - a famous American author who was raised by the Allan family after his parents died  
Edgar Allen Poe - no such person

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/65 "2009-02-03T04:07:19Z")

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> [@even\_sven](#):
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> Me, too. I’m an atheist pacifist and these words rarely come up. I don’t think I’ve ever written them and have only rarely seen them in print. I don’t think you could really blame me for getting it wrong.

Well if you misuse either the hill or the horsey soldiers around me, you had better learn to pray to the Almighty that he sends 7th to your aid, because I will Samuel Jackson you up.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/66 "2009-02-03T05:16:49Z")

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**Capital** - a city  
**Capitol** - a building, probably in that city

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/67 "2009-02-03T05:22:33Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Burro: Ass  
> Burrow: Hole in the ground

So is a Burro Burrow an Asshole in the ground?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/68 "2009-02-03T11:49:27Z")

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Que  
(n.) A half farthing.

[http://www.onelook.com/?other=web1913&w=Que](http://www.onelook.com/?other=web1913&w=Que)  
[http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/WEBSTER.sh?WORD=que](http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/WEBSTER.sh?WORD=que)  
[http://www.freedictionary.org/?Query=que](http://www.freedictionary.org/?Query=que)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/69 "2009-02-03T12:03:15Z")

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Lest we forget: Cavalier – an armed horseman

Honorable mentions:  
Cavil – to find fault to a fault  
Caviler – a faulty fault finder

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/70 "2009-02-03T12:04:25Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Que  
> (n.) A half farthing.

I had no idea you could do a half fart. Isn’t that like being a little pregnant?

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/71 "2009-02-03T12:11:45Z")

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A student yesterday formally protested his professor denying him an A on a paper that used the phrase “in sink” repeatedly. (And that was the least of his problems, but I couldn’t take the protest seriously on that basis alone. So I threw his protest “in toilet”.)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/72 "2009-02-03T12:22:26Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> A student yesterday formally protested his professor denying him an A on a paper that used the phrase “in sink” repeatedly. (And that was the least of his problems, but I couldn’t take the protest seriously on that basis alone. So I threw his protest “in toilet”.)

Did he begin sentences with conjunctions too?

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/73 "2009-02-03T14:11:37Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> **Capital** - a city  
> **Capitol** - a building, probably in that city

Thank you. THANK YOU, _ **THANK YOU!** _ Amen! Please someone make a sticky post of this!

Not as often seen but also annoying:  
**humorous** - having the quality of humor  
**humerus** - bone in the upper arm  
**humerous** - ??having the quality of a bone in the upper arm??

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/74 "2009-02-03T14:20:51Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> It’s _fait accompli_, for anyone who might be listening, and not one of a variety of alternative spellings: “accomplished fact”. Q.E.D.

I sound like a broken record, but want to take every chance to point out it’s _restaurateur_, not restauranteur.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/75 "2009-02-03T14:24:33Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Thank you. THANK YOU, _ **THANK YOU!** _ Amen! Please someone make a sticky post of this!
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> Not as often seen but also annoying:  
> **humorous** - having the quality of humor  
> **humerus** - bone in the upper arm  
> **humerous** - ??having the quality of a bone in the upper arm??

**humerous** - Common name funny bone.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/76 "2009-02-03T16:19:06Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> I sound like a broken record, but want to take every chance to point out it’s _restaurateur_, not restauranteur.

In the US, at least, the polloi have had restauranteur so long it’s at least pretentious and possibly even pedantic to insist upon restaurateur. Plus you won’t find much support for overly Frenchifying anything.

[Homework Help and Textbook Solutions | bartleby](http://www.bartleby.com/68/30/5130.html) e.g.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/77 "2009-02-03T16:30:25Z")

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The solution is just to avoid French altogether.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/78 "2009-02-03T16:33:31Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> _Chaise Longue_ looks like a misspelling (cf tongue/tounge, though that’s inverted). Or a mispronunciation. _Chaise Lounge_ looks like “Lounge Chair” which is easily what that particular piece of furniture can be considered as being.

Ah. That actually makes perfect sense.

It’s still wrong, though. 😃

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/79 "2009-02-03T17:02:32Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Of course he is. Didn’t he climb on the cross during his rather dramatic career decision?
> 
> Robin

Several times!

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calvary-is-the-hill-jesus-was-crucified-on/484094/80 "2009-02-03T21:37:26Z")

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FUCKING **NU-CLE-AR**!!!

You’re the ex-President for Christ sakes. Didn’t you have advisors???

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