# Camel Toes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 8, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749 "2004-12-08T15:18:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/101 "2004-12-09T04:36:38Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > I am another one of those folks that never heard the term until quite recently. > And I definitely agree with Elenia28 that the term “camel toe” is repulsive. > > That being said, I am 150% in favor of viewing this fine feminine feature but a new term for it is definitely called for. I’ve also heard “sheep’s foot”. [Website Disabled](http://lambinators.homestead.com/trimhoof.html) ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/102 "2004-12-09T04:54:47Z")
Maybe the jeans the woman in the OP was wearing fit her normally when she tried them on but are too tight to wear with a super absorbant maxi. Maybe she was in a rush and didn’t have time to look at her crotch in the mirror before leaving the house. I have a pair of jeans that I can’t wear with a pad because it will give me camel toe and then all day I will have to say, “Oh, that’s not my giant vulva, I’m just menstruating…Oh, hi there, thanks, but that’s not my vulva–I’m on my period, you see… Ha ha, good one Joe that’s funny stuff but that’s actually a maxipad my vulva is quite normally proportioned, thanks though.” By lunch that gets tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/103 "2004-12-09T05:41:23Z")
Haaaaaa, **pokey** , I pictured Ellen Degeneres saying that bit and it definitely got a laugh out of me. Good show! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/104 "2004-12-09T05:51:21Z")
> [@Mehitabel](#): > > I though the butt was the vertical smile \ Beats “gash” or “axe wound”, though. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/105 "2004-12-09T08:34:59Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > **Elenia28** , you mentioned in another thread that you’re 15, right? Please tell me you’re older. Because discussing a 15-year-old’s beautiful meat flaps with her was not on my List Of Things To Do Today. Welcome to the internet. I met this girl who was into the craziest stuff. We would send each other the raunchiest porn we could find over aim. To this day I have not met another individual that had such a kinky collection of porn. Despite being quite wordly myself, she could always find the freakiest stuff to top me. And then I found out she was 14. :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/106 "2004-12-09T13:37:13Z")
> [@ava](#): > > Welcome to the internet. > > I met this girl who was into the craziest stuff. We would send each other the raunchiest porn we could find over aim. To this day I have not met another individual that had such a kinky collection of porn. Despite being quite wordly myself, she could always find the freakiest stuff to top me. > > And then I found out she was 14. :eek: :eek: :eek: Hrmph. I’m offended. No, not that the girl was 14. That you were sending the kinkiest stuff on the 'net, and I wasn’t included. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/107 "2004-12-09T13:49:46Z")
> [@ava](#): > > Welcome to the internet. > > I met this girl who was into the craziest stuff. We would send each other the raunchiest porn we could find over aim. To this day I have not met another individual that had such a kinky collection of porn. Despite being quite wordly myself, she could always find the freakiest stuff to top me. > > And then I found out she was 14. :eek: :eek: :eek: Run away, run far away! I got stalked by a 14 year old, when I was 25, and it made me damn miserable for a long long time. She wasn’t psycho, just very very determined to have my precious bodily essence. I finally had to tell her parents, and that put the kai-bosh on it. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/108 "2004-12-09T14:15:35Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > **Elenia28** , you mentioned in another thread that you’re 15, right? Please tell me you’re older. Because discussing a 15-year-old’s beautiful meat flaps with her was not on my List Of Things To Do Today. Not that I’m not enjoying your posts, mind you, but we’ve definitely crossed over into surreal territory here. I mean, it’s not like I woke up today thinking “Gee, I’ll go to work, look over the Anderson report, go to lunch, and then talk to a 15-year-old about her beautiful meat flaps.” Seriously, that wasn’t on the schedule until next week, earliest. > > Though I suppose I could fit you in Friday after the big stockholder’s meeting. 😕 29. Se my ID? Well I was 28 as of…1 week ago. No worries, mate. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/109 "2004-12-09T14:18:10Z")
> [@ava](#): > > Welcome to the internet. > > I met this girl who was into the craziest stuff. We would send each other the raunchiest porn we could find over aim. To this day I have not met another individual that had such a kinky collection of porn. Despite being quite wordly myself, she could always find the freakiest stuff to top me. > > And then I found out she was 14. :eek: :eek: :eek: Waaaaa! I’m 29! I’ve been quite legal for many years, thank you! What thread was it, **tdn** , where you thought I was 15??? ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/110 "2004-12-09T14:19:57Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Waaaaa! I’m 29! > > I’ve been quite legal for many years, thank you! > > What thread was it, **tdn** , where you thought I was 15??? I’ll bet it was the airplane horror thread…because I thought the same thing. Glad to know you’re legal. Let the dirty talk commence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/111 "2004-12-09T14:24:19Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > I’ll bet it was the airplane horror thread…because I thought the same thing. Glad to know you’re legal. Let the dirty talk commence. 😃 Oh, right. Well I was 15 at that time…PanAm doesn’t even exist anymore! (thankfully) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/112 "2004-12-09T14:26:20Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > I’ll bet it was the airplane horror thread…because I thought the same thing. Glad to know you’re legal. Let the dirty talk commence. 😃 That was it. Re-read your post, you’ll see you said “I’m 15”, not “When I was 15.” I, too, am glad to know your real age. I’m allergic to prison, after all. I do have one question from that thread: Why didn’t the security guard lend you the rupies himself? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/113 "2004-12-09T14:28:41Z")
Oh, and I can still fit you and your beautiful meat flaps in on Friday. I know the meaning of the word “Priorities.” 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/114 "2004-12-09T14:29:44Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > That was it. Re-read your post, you’ll see you said “I’m 15”, not “When I was 15.” > > I, too, am glad to know your real age. I’m allergic to prison, after all. > > I do have one question from that thread: Why didn’t the security guard lend you the rupies himself? I was trying to instill a sense of drama by putting it in the present tense. Obviously I failed miserably. 😃 And I have no idea why he didn’t give me the money, perhaps he didn’t have any ruppe coins. You see, it wasn’t like here where you can put in two dimes and a nickel, or all nickels or whatever. You HAD to have an exact rupee coin. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/115 "2004-12-09T14:55:01Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Obviously I failed miserably. Oh no, not at all! I laughed, I cried, I went out for popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/116 "2004-12-09T15:13:58Z")
Let’s all sing the [Cameltoe song](http://www.bobandtom.com/av/camel_toe_mov_sm.mov) . ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/117 "2004-12-09T15:37:37Z")
This thread has got me silently snickering at my desk. These names are just so gawdawful I can’t stand it! I will be reading this thread to Himself as soon as I can get home and online. He will die laughing. Meat flaps was enough to make him snicker all evening. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749/118 "2005-02-23T06:04:17Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > If she can manage to get a camel toe with jeans, that means they are WAY too tight. And if the matierial is embedded as far as you say, she can definitely feel it. Yes, too tight. It’s not the best look for Saturday afternoon. It’s entirely inappropriate for a _workplace._ Yikes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/camel-toes/278749.md?page=5)