# Can a small woman swallow a big Texan?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 23, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-a-small-woman-swallow-a-big-texan/183838 "2003-06-23T18:54:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-a-small-woman-swallow-a-big-texan/183838/21 "2003-06-24T15:16:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Anonymous Coward \*  
> \*\*That boy ain’t right. \*\*

Or else he’s now in the NFL.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-a-small-woman-swallow-a-big-texan/183838/22 "2003-06-26T04:34:16Z")

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I won a pizza-eating contest when I was 20.

The thing is, you have to burp as you go along. That still might not win it for you, but if you don’t, you have no chance.

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