# Can anyone explain this light bulb joke?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 20, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322 "2010-11-20T11:15:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/41 "2010-11-27T22:56:06Z")

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How many Censors does it take to change a light bulb?  
One to ---- ------- ----- and another to ---- ----- ---- while ---- ---- - - -----with a ------  
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?  
Two, the new one and the old one.  
Unsigned, due to horrendous lack of humor in this message.

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/42 "2010-11-29T05:28:19Z")

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/43 "2010-11-29T06:30:47Z")

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How many procrastinators does [afk brb]

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/44 "2010-11-29T07:32:55Z")

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How many husbands does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the bitch can cook in the dark

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/45 "2010-11-29T15:45:05Z")

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?  
None. They let the light bulb burn out and then follow it around for 30 years.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-explain-this-light-bulb-joke/561322/46 "2010-12-01T15:14:08Z")

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?  
THAT’S NOT VERY DAMNED FUNNY!

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