# Can Anything Be Done To Improve The Male Ejaculatory Expulsion? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 29, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101 "2004-12-29T15:57:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/1 "2004-12-29T15:57:51Z")
Besides abstaining from orgasm for a prolonged period of time in order to build up pressure and accumulate volume, is there anything a male can do to increase the velocity, volume, and/or total distance traveled of his ejaculatory emission? I’ve already determined that, ignoring wind resistance, holding the penis at a 45 degree angle will maximize the range of the expulsion in the horizontal plane- [http://galileo.phys.virginia.edu/classes/109N/more\_stuff/Applets/ProjectileMotion/enapplet.html](http://galileo.phys.virginia.edu/classes/109N/more_stuff/Applets/ProjectileMotion/enapplet.html) Beyond doing this, are there any other techniques one can use to enhance the ejaculatory projectile? I’ve heard that taking vitamin E helps, but in my experience this has no effect whatsoever. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/2 "2004-12-29T16:04:10Z")
You may want to take a read through [this recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293124). ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/3 "2004-12-29T16:10:31Z")
Well you can get a chain saw and get it running flat out, then you …sorry thought this was the daily serial killer thread. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/4 "2004-12-29T16:12:37Z")
Are you sponsoring a contest? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/5 "2004-12-29T16:20:34Z")
Why don’t you jack off onto a lawnchair with weather balloons tied to it’s sides? Or better yet, why don’t you go up in a lawnchair with weather balloons tied to it’s sides and then jack off? If your quest is to become the Johnny Appleseed of sperm spreadage, it’d be a respecta… err… decen… err… good start. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/6 "2004-12-29T16:25:23Z")
A small, inline pump. Battery, or possibly even _nuclear_ powered. ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/7 "2004-12-29T16:26:52Z")
> [@Surreal](#): > > Beyond doing this, are there any other techniques one can use to enhance the ejaculatory projectile? I Take a cue from Post #2. At the critical moment have an assistant drive a fence post up to and against the prostrate. If that procedure doen’t get the results you desire, nothing will. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/8 "2004-12-29T16:29:39Z")
Ah, so that’s where creosote come from. ---
**Author:** ![Arwin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Arwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/9 "2004-12-29T16:34:57Z")
> [@spingears](#): > > Take a cue from Post #2. > At the critical moment have an assistant drive a fence post up to and against the prostrate. > If that procedure doen’t get the results you desire, nothing will. Interesting post that #2, but particular for this thread I’d add that applying pressure similar to what you do with a gardening hose may just add a few feet also. These threads are funny, I’m getting all giddy again. Or is that aroused? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-to-improve-the-male-ejaculatory-expulsion/282101/10 "2004-12-29T16:46:28Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > You may want to take a read through [this recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293124). Which is rignt now sequential to this one. I’m just too lazy to post in MPSIMS about it. Soooo. Are you trying to get Peter North’s job or what?