# Can anything be done with these Alex Chiu fuckers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 8, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141 "2000-10-08T09:59:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/1 "2000-10-08T09:59:52Z")

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We’ve seen at least 4 or 5 of these pricks already. The latest is at [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41443](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41443)

From the fuckwits site. [http://www.alexchiu.com/howtoad/messages/c28.html](http://www.alexchiu.com/howtoad/messages/c28.html)

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> Posted by Xmod on September 23, 19100 at 00:53:44:  
> I guarantee you this is the best bulletin board to advertise for [alexchiu.com](http://alexchiu.com). I found this board thru a previous message posted here. I went and got so many hits a day. This is absolutely great.  
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/)

**Satan** has also supplied this registrar info.

```auto

Registrant:

alex chiu (ALEXCHIU-DOM)
 PO Box 16547
San Francisco, CA 94116
Domain Name: ALEXCHIU.COM

Administrative Contact, Billing Contact:
chiu, alex (AC2478) alexc@MYMAILSTATION.COM

alex chiu
po box 16547
san francisco, CA 94116
415 585 3825 (FAX) 415 587 3763
Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
XXI, Cyber (JC16310) support@CGIGURU.COM
Cyber XXI

119 North Parker, Box 161
Olathe, KS 66061
913-829-8099 (FAX) xxx-xxx-xxxx

Record last updated on 06-May-2000.
Record expires on 07-May-2001.
Record created on 06-May-1997.
Database last updated on 3-Oct-2000 01:25:50 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.CYBERXXI.COM 206.153.141.240
NS2.CYBERXXI.COM 206.153.141.241

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Just wondering.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/2 "2000-10-08T10:08:46Z")

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It would be absolutely horrible if one of our computer alpha geeks went to his site and made it crash like the Hindenburg. So don’t do it. It would be wrong. No, really. Forget I ever said anything.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/3 "2000-10-08T13:08:36Z")

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I can see where **DitWD** is coming from, but pay attention to this bit:

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> \*\* I went and got so many hits a day.\*\*

**Don’t click on their links.** If you _are_ curious, make sure you click on the general link (which I guess is just “[alexchui.com](http://alexchui.com)”) rather than the spammers’ personal versions. With a bit of luck, soon they’ll be posting “Don’t bother with the SDMB, you get fuck-all, let’s go somewhere else.”

picmr

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/4 "2000-10-08T14:40:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\*Technical Contact, Zone Contact:  
> XXI, Cyber (JC16310) [support@CGIGURU.COM](mailto:support@CGIGURU.COM)  
> Cyber XXI
> 
> 119 North Parker, Box 161  
> Olathe, KS 66061  
> 913-829-8099 (FAX) xxx-xxx-xxxx  
> \*\*

OH MY GODDESS! You would **not believe** how close this is to where I live! In fact, when I get back on Tuesday, I could go by the place!

Or maybe I should grab **Homer** and go pay this supporter of Chiu a “friendly visit”? Homer, bring a few large wrenches…

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/5 "2000-10-08T16:37:53Z")

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OH MY GOD. I’m so there! I’m with you, Anth! I skimmed over the info and didn’t even notice that! 66061. That’s right by Metcalf and 119th, isn’t it?

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/6 "2000-10-08T16:40:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
> \*\*OH MY GOD. I’m so there! I’m with you, Anth! I skimmed over the info and didn’t even notice that! 66061. That’s right by Metcalf and 119th, isn’t it?
> 
> –Tim \*\*

No, it’s behind the Amoco on Parker (AKA “K7”), near the Motor Vehicle Department, right across from the Pizza Hut where I used to deliver out of.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/7 "2000-10-08T17:14:51Z")

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I’ve noticed that the posters all seem to be new folks, who, with their first post, post a link to the place, the thread title often has something like “eternal life” in it.

So, for me, I won’t click on their links at all (after the first time), and ignore their threads in general. hopefully when they see zero responses to their threads, the links taken out by mods, and few views, they’ll tire of thier game and find some one else to bother.

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**Author:** ![Sequent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Sequent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sequent)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/8 "2000-10-08T19:30:35Z")

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Alex Chiu’s site was featured on the SD homepage as a Weird Earl (still is in the archive). Not a big mystery as to why this domain showed up in ol’ Alex’s logs as a big referrer. I bet that’s what started it all.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/9 "2000-10-08T19:40:21Z")

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Very good point **Sequent**. That’s a good reason to have wierd earls submitted by e-mail(as it’s done now).

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/10 "2000-10-08T20:54:25Z")

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Have you all gone mad? There is nothing we can do to stop them! **They’re immortal!!!**  
:snort:

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/11 "2000-10-08T21:14:22Z")

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I hope they cut each others heads off in the quest for the prize.

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**Author:** ![Sequent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Sequent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sequent)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/12 "2000-10-08T22:01:02Z")

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“That’s my story on how I discovered immortality. It’s not because im a super genius. I am just lucky.” --Alex Chiu

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/13 "2000-10-08T23:37:12Z")

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yojimbo,

There can be only one. _En Guarde_, mate!  
You can’t hurt me! I’ve got my Patented **Alex Chiu Immortal Cock Ring [sup]TM[/sup]** on!

WTF are these idiots thinking? And BTW, not clicking these links is the best idea to keep them away. Hear hear.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/14 "2000-10-09T00:01:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> You can’t hurt me! I’ve got my Patented **Alex Chiu Immortal Cock Ring [sup]TM[/sup]** on!

Coldy, I hope it’s helping you fight gravity better than the Alex Chiu Immortal Nipple Rings I purchased. What a ripoff!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/15 "2000-10-09T00:26:08Z")

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Gravity no longer exists! My penis is erect 24-7 now!

Wait a minute. It did that before I bought that ring too.  
DAMN 🙂

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/16 "2000-10-09T03:02:29Z")

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You should really see a doctor about that, Coldy. Can’t be healthy.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/17 "2000-10-09T04:01:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*You should really see a doctor about that, Coldy. Can’t be healthy. \*\*

What do you mean?

He’s got a travelling coat/towel hook whenever he needs it!

Think of the money he saves by not having to tip the coat-check girl at fine establishments!

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/18 "2000-10-09T04:28:17Z")

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Depends on how tall he is, don’t you think? I mean, you wouldn’t want to drag anything on the ground.

I think it’s the moral duty of every doper to freeze out the Alex Chiu idiots. That’s probably the best way to deal with them.

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/19 "2000-10-09T05:59:05Z")

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> Depends on how tall he is, don’t you think? I mean, you wouldn’t want to drag anything on the ground.

NoNo, that isn’t the problem…the problem is elevator doors…think about it.

Well, that and the need to make sure the person walking infront of him doesn’t stop too fast.

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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anything-be-done-with-these-alex-chiu-fuckers/36141/20 "2000-10-09T15:30:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **… I’ve got my Patented Alex Chiu Immortal Cock Ring [sup]TM[/sup] on! …**

So does **Concrete**. He just put his around his neck. I guess that makes him a dickhead.

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