Can Arnold Schwarzenegger fight?

Uh…yeah but YOU aren’t a Navy SEAL or champion boxer either, are you?

You’re casually talking about taking on Conan?

Are you guys insane!?!

:eek:

I’m guessing that a tremendous amount of the outcome would depend on your speed and agility. He may be a big man, but that doesn’t mean that he’s very quick with his hands or particularly agile. I suspect that if you made the mistake of lgetting close enough that he could get his hands on you, you’d be pretty much SOL. He could do some pretty significant damage just by squeezing the crap out of you.

All is negated, however, if you were able to land a good, solid kick to his nuts. Mr. Universe or not, if I got the chance to drive his testicles through the roof of his skull, he’s going down (I hope - I don’t want him any more mad).

I have twice seen people shake off kicks to the nuts.

It’s possibly the most chilling thing EVER. Because the poor bastard who threw the kick knew that it was his only hope, and it just didn’t work. Not only did it not work, but it further riled his soon-to-be ass-whipper.

Also just because I guy is big doesnt mean he is a sloth that can’t move and that you suddenly become neo dodging his every move…get real :rolleyes:
As far as kicking in the nuts goes I’ve had my nuts kicked before in a fight and it still ended up me subduing the other person, also the nuts can be surprisingly hard to kick sometimes, I remember once a friend of mine came up behind me and I didn’t even know he was there and he tried to kick me in the nuts and as a total reflex I closed my thighs and caught his foot and held it and elbowed him. Muhahahahaha

Regarding ball-wracking. Yes, it’s not too hard to shrug off a lot of nutshots if you’re already worked up to begin with. Personal experience. This is why you should always grab and twist.

No, it doesn’t mean he’s a sloth - he could be very quick. I have no personal experience in dealing with him.

I have no idea who Neo is.

It was an allusion to the Matrix.

I hate how people always picture big guys as slow I mean just look at any football player those guys are monsters but fast as shit too.

Just exactly why I have never been in a hand-to-hand fistfight, and never hope to. I know I’d be strong enough to land some good punches, but I’d be afraid of getting hurt myself. Broken jaws and noses and black eyes are things I have no wish to experience.

Just curious, but does anyone actually know any really really jacked up guys who are actually pussies? Not pussies like they would get their ass kicked by some dude from the street…pussies like fat office guy who hasn’t been in a real fight since 3rd grade would kick their ass?
Look, you jokers want to kick the Terminator in the nuts, knock yourself out. Just don’t be surprised when he squeezes your head like a freakin’ melon.

im with msmith talk all the trash you want but when actually faced with the real situtaton Schwarzenegger is a huge ass guy and would probably murder the lot of you with minimal effort :eek: and the guy is freaking almost 60

I wouldn’t, either, but no way is he 6’2". I’m 6’2". I’ve stood within feet of Arnold, and I was noticibly taller. He looked like he was about 5’9" or 5’10" to me.

What, are you kidding? This is the internet! I’m both! :slight_smile:

Yeah, but part of that is sematic…if only one person is getting hit, it’s not actually a “fight”, it’s more of an “ass-kicking.” :smiley:

I remember a similar picture, but I think it was in one of those Sunday newspaper inserts, like ‘Parade’. I didn’t even recognize him, and thought the point of the picture was to show the exact body type that looks particularly unattractive in the Speedo that he was wearing. But in addition to identifying him as Arnold, the blurb went on to say that he had an intensive routine for getting back into shape for a film. That probably really was him under that t-shirt in TIII.

I want that workout program!

slight sidetrack, but interesting:

http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/recall/story/7640209p-8580625c.html

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Is one them a Seal? I dunno. As I’ve often repeated, I only used Arnold as an example cause he’s well known. I’m questioning why a big muscular guy, especially if famous, is assumed to be dangerous.
The part about being a pussy was, of course, a joke. I was stepping down to his “girly-man” level.
I thing I’d rather mix it up with Arnold than with Bruce Willis, for example. Given that I couldn’t talk my way out of it. :wink:

There ya go. Your balls suck up when you fight.

No, look at basketball players.

Both you and msmith537 surely realize that he’d most likely let his bodyguards handle the situation.

I ain’t afraid of John Wayne, either.
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