# Can Chuck Norris be anymore of a dumb ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707 "2010-01-12T20:36:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/21 "2010-01-12T23:56:16Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > Maybe he and OJ can form a crimefighting duo - searching for murderers and conspiracies on America’s golf courses. > > -Joe Actually, I think we need a whole Justice League like this. I volunteer to check all the all-you-can-eat Chinese Buffets. Who’ll take one for the team, and check all the donut shops? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/22 "2010-01-13T00:15:32Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > I kind of admire someone that can hold that many contradictory thoughts in their head at once. According to Norris, Obama is both not going after terrorist enough (or even on their side) and giving the International organization that shares information about terrorists too much power. He’s also both weak on terror for having public trials of terrorists, but also insidiously hiding information about terrorists in a _ahem_ secret vault. Not only that. but Obama must be hiding the information from himself. He’s putting the secret info there, and he’s making the place immune from search warrants. Diabolical! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/23 "2010-01-13T00:17:23Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > I thought it was buried underneath his secret lair in Kenya. Idiots. It’s under the Kaaba in Mecca, where all good Muslims hide their shit. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/24 "2010-01-13T02:44:56Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > Actually, I think we need a whole Justice League like this. > > I volunteer to check all the all-you-can-eat Chinese Buffets. > > Who’ll take one for the team, and check all the donut shops? Well, since Chuck put us into the realm of fantasy a long time ago…I’m thinking Homer Simpson. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/25 "2010-01-13T04:01:14Z")
Nitpick: _any more of a dumbass._ ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/26 "2010-01-13T04:12:39Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Dumbass. Everyone knows Obama’s secret vault is underneath the Lexington Hotel in Chicago. Dude! What part of ‘secret’ do you not understand? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/27 "2010-01-13T04:22:13Z")
This is just the break the Geraldo camp was waiting for … ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/28 "2010-01-13T04:27:57Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > But who’s going to say it to Chuck’s face? I’ve got a bad back, so I can’t do it. Samuel L. Jackson? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/29 "2010-01-13T07:25:43Z")
He must of missed Geraldo’s special on Al Capone’s secret vault. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/30 "2010-01-13T09:54:56Z")
I think a Palin/Norris ticket in 2012 would be a lot of fun. Although we have to work Michelle Bachman and Orly Taitz in there somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/31 "2010-01-13T10:02:44Z")
> [@](#): > > “Is it merely coincidental that Obama signed this executive Interpol order, and that the feds want to try these 9/11 terrorists in civilian courts rather than military courts?” Norris asks in his bizarre and hard-to-follow rant. Yes he’s lost the plot. Surely a crime carried out against civilians in an act of terror, not an act of war, should be tried in civil courts? ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/32 "2010-01-13T12:12:46Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I think a Palin/Norris ticket in 2012 would be a lot of fun. Although we have to work Michelle Bachman and Orly Taitz in there somehow. And let’s not forget Bobby “A Perfect Ten On The Linda Blair Scale” Jindal. _The power of Christ compels you…the power of Christ compels you…_ ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/33 "2010-01-13T14:05:50Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I think a Palin/Norris ticket in 2012 would be a lot of fun. Although we have to work Michelle Bachman and Orly Taitz in there somehow. Michelle Bachmann can be Secretary of State. That’d be a hoot. Can you imagine the Power of Crazy magnified if she met directly with Col. Quadafi or Kim Jong-Il? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/34 "2010-01-13T14:28:26Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I think a Palin/Norris ticket in 2012 would be a lot of fun. Although we have to work Michelle Bachman and Orly Taitz in there somehow. Clearly Orly Taitz should be teh Attorney General or Surgeon General or Secretary of the Interior. ---
**Author:** ![Kearsen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kearsen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kearsen)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/35 "2010-01-13T14:28:45Z")
Chuck Norris is watching each and every one of you right now. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/36 "2010-01-13T14:28:47Z")
ORLY could be the atty general. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/37 "2010-01-13T14:31:44Z")
And Secretary of the Interior. Sadly, there’s no Dentist General, so one third of her talents would be wasted. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/38 "2010-01-13T14:52:29Z")
Just because there is no Dentist General doesn’t mean there can’t be a Dentist General. Oral hygiene has been too long neglected in America. Orly is the right person for the job. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/39 "2010-01-13T15:14:17Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Just because there is no Dentist General doesn’t mean there can’t be a Dentist General. Oral hygiene has been too long neglected in America. Orly is the right person for the job. Oral, Orly. Ah, I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/40 "2010-01-13T15:43:37Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Oral, Orly. Ah, I see what you did there. ## Hadn’t thought of that, but I think **Boyo Jim** is alluding to the fact that the incredibly talented Ms. Taitz is not only a lawyer and real estate agent, but she’s also a dentist as well. I am of the impression that she is not well respected in any of her chosen professions. I have a question: Does anyone take Chuck Norris’s political views and/or rants seriously? Actually, don’t anyone answer that. I’m afraid the answer might be yes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707.md?page=3)