# Can Chuck Norris be anymore of a dumb ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707 "2010-01-12T20:36:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/41 "2010-01-13T16:13:55Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > ## Hadn’t thought of that, but I think **Boyo Jim** is alluding to the fact that the incredibly talented Ms. Taitz is not only a lawyer and real estate agent, but she’s also a dentist as well. I am of the impression that she is not well respected in any of her chosen professions. > > I have a question: Does anyone take Chuck Norris’s political views and/or rants seriously? > > Actually, don’t anyone answer that. I’m afraid the answer might be yes. I’m guessing the same people who believe Glenn Beck is a real journalist. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/42 "2010-01-13T16:20:14Z")
> [@Kearsen](#): > > Chuck Norris is watching each and every one of you right now. Great! Then he’ll see me endlessly replaying that scene where Bruce Lee beats him to death, and masturbating like a motherfuck! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/43 "2010-01-13T16:31:04Z")
It’s kind of sad watching these old martial arts action stars get old, fat, crazy and desperate for attention.\* Perhaps Seagal and Norris could form a crime-fighting duo? Then again, the hair dye budget would be outrageous. \*Except for Jackie Chan. He’s always cool. Chuck and Steve wish they could be as cool as Jackie. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/44 "2010-01-13T16:45:25Z")
That’s the final straw. I’m returning that exercise machine I bought from his infomercial! ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/45 "2010-01-13T17:45:23Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > I’m guessing the same people who believe Glenn Beck is a real journalist. And that Rush is “America’s anchorman”- I hearD him call himself that today. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/46 "2010-01-14T03:59:32Z")
> [@Kearsen](#): > > Chuck Norris is watching each and every one of you right now. And nobody can find him, as my son pointed out to me. Google. “Find Chuck Norris.” Feel lucky. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/47 "2010-01-14T04:09:58Z")
That’s it, I am done with Chuck Norris. If I ever run into him, I am going to kick his ass. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/48 "2010-01-14T04:15:29Z")
You do that Gonzo. Be sure to get some one to record it so you can post it on the internet. It should be vastly entertaining to watch. 😛 -XT ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/49 "2010-01-14T04:25:38Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > That’s it, I am done with Chuck Norris. If I ever run into him, I am going to kick his ass. I’ve always felt we should engage the services of [this](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Lemmy-02.jpg) man to deal with the matter. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/50 "2010-01-14T04:46:25Z")
Samuel Jackson could eyeball him to death at twenty paces. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/51 "2010-01-14T05:21:47Z")
Lemmy would never let George Lucas make him wear a dress. ---
**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/52 "2010-01-14T08:10:12Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Man, first Tony Dungy, now Joe Buck, can’t you football announcers just keep out of politics? I swear if Joe Theisman starts complaining about GOP here, I’m gonna leave. I must have missed it, but what did Joe Buck do/say? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/53 "2010-01-14T08:50:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Just because there is no Dentist General doesn’t mean there can’t be a Dentist General. No, no. Teeth Czar. ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/54 "2010-01-14T09:35:31Z")
Can someone, please, explain to me how a person with a charisma bordering to zero has been able to achieve such a stardom? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/55 "2010-01-14T13:29:02Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > No, no. > > Teeth Czar. Typo there. It has to be Tooth Tzar. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/56 "2010-01-14T17:18:19Z")
I don’t get it. There is no one too stupid, no idea too far fetched, and no lie too big to repeat these days on the conservative verbal manure machine. Wouldn’t the fact that someone misled you the previous 50 times make you somewhat wary of believing them this time? Doesn’t having your grass roots organizations funded by corporations with vested interests make you wonder just a bit? I think that the Democrats, and those to the left of Atilla the Hun in general, just don’t know how to respond to this crap. Where do you begin? “Ah, no, Obama is not a lizard person hatched from an egg in Kenya laid by a Muslim. Now can we get to the conversation about a marginal tax rates”? “What’s that? You want to know if Obama is going to confiscate all the guns and make our children swear an oath to Allah”? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/57 "2010-01-14T17:19:58Z")
> [@Floater](#): > > Can someone, please, explain to me how a person with a charisma bordering to zero has been able to achieve such a stardom? His smooth complexion. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/58 "2010-01-14T17:34:41Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > And that Rush is “America’s anchorman”- I hearD him call himself that today. Are you sure he didn’t say “America’s anchor”? As in “an object that keeps America from moving forward by perpetually dragging it through the mud and slime, and which is surrounded by scum-sucking bottomfeeders”? ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/59 "2010-01-14T17:49:30Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Typo there. > > It has to be Tooth Tzar. She’s allegedly female. It should be Tooth **Tzarina**. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/60 "2010-01-14T18:46:54Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > I think that the Democrats, and those to the left of Attila the Hun in general, just don’t know how to respond to this crap. Where do you begin? “Ah, no, Obama is not a lizard person hatched from an egg in Kenya laid by a Muslim. Now can we get to the conversation about a marginal tax rates”? Get your facts straight. It’s the [Jews](http://www.publiceye.org/Icke/IckeBackgrounder.htm) who are lizard people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707.md?page=4)