# Can Chuck Norris be anymore of a dumb ass?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 12, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707 "2010-01-12T20:36:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/61 "2010-01-14T21:43:01Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> Tooth **Tzarina**.

Band name.

Or name of really crazy “famous for being famous” starlet.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/62 "2010-01-14T21:57:47Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> I’m guessing the same people who believe Glenn Beck is a real journalist.

And that Fox News provides fair and balanced journalism.

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**Author:** ![BKReporter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@BKReporter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BKReporter)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/63 "2010-01-15T14:47:49Z")

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So is the Secret Vault also where Obama’s hiding his Kenyan birth certificate?

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-chuck-norris-be-anymore-of-a-dumb-ass/524707/64 "2010-01-15T15:21:55Z")

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> [@BKReporter](#):
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> So is the Secret Vault also where Obama’s hiding his Kenyan birth certificate?

BINGO! Now let’s go tell the oily taint about that.

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