:smack: Thank you… :o
Have you considered other languages? A little bit (too little maybe) of googling suggests “L. Dios Todo Poderoso” might be a nice usable name.
I would just hate to be in the john when the OP moves in a mysterious way.
Why do you want to change your name? Do you want a photo-opportunity? Do you want a shot at redemption? Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard. Me? I’ll just call you Bruce.
Judge? Testimony? Do you have a cite for this? I don’t recall news of court proceedings regarding Prince’s name change. In any case, my understanding is that he never changed his legal name, only his professional name, which I don’t think requires any legal action. So far as I know, anyone writing him a cheque would still make it out to “Prince R. Nelson.”
I knew a guy in high school who changed his middle name to “The Robot.” It made him sound like a wrestler or something. I contemplated doing it, but I couldn’t think of anything cool enough to top him. Then my senses kicked in.
That would work for a Spanish person, but I’m Chinese and that would just be plain weird.
On another note, I found out that there is someone in my city named Bruce Lee! No joking! The guy works at a survey company and I think it is freaking hilarious. I bet he gets quite a few fight matches
Hey I’m a chinese too. And I actually have a friend name Bruce Li (close enough). There’s something to top that though - a chemistry lecturer in a school near my junior college was purported to have named his eldest kid Proton, and the second, Neutron. You might say that it’s just a regular nuclear family.
It might not be too bad a deal for the second kid though - after all, wherever he goes, there’s always no charge. (teehee sorry)
Think about the practical aspects. If you change your name to Almighty God, you could be sued for damages due to “acts of God.” You would also have to spend a lot of time saying, “You’re welcome.” What would you say if you hit your thumb with a hammer?
This is probably apocryphal, but I remember hearing a story about someone in California who just changed the way his name was pronounced - for instance, he kept it “Joe Smith” but told everybody it was pronounced “Bill Jones” (except that it was something much more outlandish than that). The story goes that he got a judge to uphold his right to pronounce his name anyway he wished, regardless of how it was spelled.
Like I said, it’s probably not true.
Jammin’
[thread=288434]This[/thread] past discussion was burned into my brain by the OP’s choice of what-if names.
Unfortunately, that thread seems to be full of Urban Legends.
My mother-in-law arrived in the US in 1939. She had her married name, but she had a cousin named Reicenbein with the “c” in the middle pronounced “ts” (they were from Vienna). They tried to change it to Rice giving as reason that it was hard to pronounce. The judge, who had a long Italian name simply said “No” and that was that. It was clear that he just didn’t want Jews “passing”.
Canada seems to be sticky. I have refrained from becoming a Canadian citizen because they told me that I would have to resume using the name on my birth certificate (a name I never used since my parents started using Seldon around when I was born).
I used to work at a university. We had one pretentious wanna-be “artist” who had legally changed his name to Mostamazing Mostbeautiful. He had the nerve to whine that he couldn’t find a job!
If I changed my name to The Antichrist maybe would could hang out together. Or we could wrestle in exhibition matches and make lots of money.
“Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! In the Central Arena at the Green County Fairgrounds! Almighty God vs. The Antichrist! (with special guests Truckasaurus and Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey)!”
Me damn it, of course.
He was still on the voting register in Hennepin County in recent years, under the name Prince Rogers Nelson.
So I think he only changed his performing name, not his legal one.
Just make sure Danger is your middle name.
I think it would be a pretty cool name myself but I think that this side if the pond theres some sort of blasphemy laws in place to prevent that sort of thing .
I quite fancy the idea of being "Satan defiler of the pure " but it would be a bastard of a task getting employment with ,say,the local education authority ,or the National Health Service.