Libertarian wrote in respose to what I wrote (how do you do this shit anyway?):
UT (that’s me): Since I dont own a gun, my 2 choices as I see it are this: 1. Call the police
- Since I know my own home better than he does, get a baseball bat.
“I hope you know that the proper way to hit with a baseball bat is not to swing.”
UT: If you are implying that it takes as much training to learn how to brain some dude with a Louisville Slugger as it does to blow off a nugget into someone, then you are comparing apples to oranges.
UT: Besides . . . I think most Americans would be so scared shitless in this situation they would end up shooting themselves in the foot.
Oh, pooh. You’re just wrong. (Any support for your assertion?)
UT: No. Just the numerous accidental deaths from gun accidents. You are now going to respond that MOST Americans under pressure would turn into Dirty Harry and blow away Joe Scumbag without missing one single bullet.
Maybe we all need to lay off the Arnold movies, yes?
UT: And what match is Joe Six pack in a gunfight against a career criminal anyway?
Oh, sorry. [… slapping forehead …]
“It hadn’t dawned on me that the homeowner is a spastic moron and the burglar is James Bond.”
UT: No. The Homeowner is a law abiding citizen with no need to make a living learning how to roll people. The Burglar is a career criminal who makes his living robbing ordinary folk like ourselves. If he does not know how to properly learn to use a firearm, he is going to be out of business soon. Thus, toe to toe, he is going to win the gunfight with Joe Citizen. Or pursuing another line of work, Straight Dope Moderator, for instance.
(That was a joke.)
This is the exact type of lowlife we need to keep guns away from!
UT: You are joking, right Libby?
“Yeah. Get it?”
UT: Uh . . I guess. What was the joke? I’m so confused.
Anthracite wrote
“Please don’t make me come into this debate”
Originally posted by theuglytruth
Libertarian wrote:
Well, then next time you awaken to the noise of a burglar, ask yourself that question. I presume you are aware that libertarianism differentiates between initial force (that of the burglar) and defensive force (that of the burglary victim).
UT: Since I dont own a gun, my 2 choices as I see it are this:
- Call the police
- Since I know my own home better than he does, get a baseball bat.
Besides . . . I think most Americans would be so scared shitless in this situation they would end up shooting themselves in the foot. And what match is Joe Six pack in a gunfight against a career criminal anyway?
"Let’s examine each point:
- You would call the police first - good. What’s their response time to your home? You know the SC did rule long ago that there (paraphrasing) “is not a right to be protected by the police”? "
UT: Not a bad point. But like I pointed out before, are you REALLY going to blow away Clint while he is sneaking into your bedroom? Or accidentally shoot your wife coming back to bed after the 3 am piss?
“2) You would get a baseball bat. Why? Why wouldn’t you just end up hitting youself in the knee? What do you think an armed burglar is going to do if confronted with you carrying a ball bat? He’s going to shoot you or at you.”
UT: If you hit yourself in the knee with a baseball bat, maybe by the Survival of the Fittest Rule of Darwin, you should be shot.
“3) The truth is, most Americans are not so scared they would shoot themselves in the foot, as you put it. I certainly have neither shot myself in the foot, or meekly handed over my gun both times I’ve had to use it - and I’m just a woman.”
UT: Hey, congratulations. There is an exception to every rule.
“4) Your “what match” statement doesn’t mean anything. If someone is trying to rape or kill you, you should not defend yourself because you would have no chance? If I am being assaulted on a country road, I should not try to defend myself, and should wait for the smiling, friendly policeman to come rescue me, because I would have no chance against a career criminal? (snort!) Yeah, I saw how well that worked! IMO, career criminals are not supermen, the are no experts in firearms use, and they are not experts in killing, and they are not homicidally driven to get into a gun battle during a routine house robbery. They typically are filthy little cowards who carry it to feel big, and end up shooting blindly at anything if startled.”
UT: Ah, now you are going to bring the emotional argument. I’m a bad guy because I want to take away the right of women from protecting themselves from a rapist. What percentage of women who have been raped would not have been if they carried firearms? Don’t tell me it is over 10%!
Karate is a hell of a lot more effective then a gun in this situation, methinks! Of course, since I am a man and have not ben raped, I of course don’t know. But that’s an “emotional” argument too.
By the way, with all due respect, you do NOT sound like a lady I’d want to cross! You go girlfreind!
“And now, for the obligatory bizarre rant:”
Ah, I simply love gun control debates. They bring out all the armchair liberals who can’t imagine what it’s like to ever be a violent crime victim who wants to ensure that she is never a victim again. They bring out the “backyard nukes” argument, the “children’s blood washing in our gutters” imagery, they laugh mockingly at the concept of “wanting to defend against the Queen of England.” And, of course, the one I find sick and repulsize - “if a woman wants to defend herself, she should take self-defense classes. If she uses a gun, the overwhelming majesty of ‘da man’ will cow her into meekly handing it over to him, and then he’ll just hurt her more.”
UT: Oh. Okay. I guess that is your response to the above. No, a woman is NOT going to meekly hand it over . . she is just like a man, not know how to use it in this situation!
“Well, I found out in chat that’s the way some RP’s on this board like their women. I guess I’ll have to be content with not fitting into the mold of the helpless submissive crime victim again, thank you.”
UT: See this is what I mean. As a Libertarian, every time I bring up that I want to get rid of welfare, there is always some doofus at the bar that gives me the “emotional” sob story that if it were not for welfare, he would still be a homeless bum ,etc etc…
Recdntly I did an article blasting MADD and how I thought current DUI laws were ridiculously fascist, especially when dealing with drivers with less than a .10 BAL. After pointing out all the carefully researched facts, I got the lone email from the woman who tragically lost her son in a car wreck involving a drunk driver with a blood alcohol level of .30. How the hell do I debate HER?
What I am saying Anthracite is that I will not win you over. It sounds like you had a horrible expereince at one point and you are very angry.
Therefore, since I cannot convince you that Ameircia is the only country in the Western World that allows handguns, and coincidentally has the highest gun death murder rate of these countries, that there is a PROBLEM, I give up!