# Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/1 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")
Haven’t seen this in a little while. It’s usually fun.
[ul]
[li]“So, have you ever killed anyone?”[/li][li]“The SDMB Social Security Number Index”[/li][li]“Are you a convicted sex offender?”[/li][li]“Dick Cheney in '08! Who’s with me?”[/li][li]“Married Dopers: Ever cheated on your spouse?”[/li][li]“Pinch a loaf. Describe your visual results.”[/li][/ul]
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/2 "2006-03-21T02:23:33Z")
Actually, I think all of those would get the most replies.
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### Author:  [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/3 "2006-03-21T02:32:08Z")
“I got a kitten! No pics now! In fact, no pics ever!”
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/4 "2006-03-21T03:13:08Z")
I’m a “nice guy” with no real personality who believes all girls only go for jerks. Why can’t I get a girlfirend?
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### Author:  [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/5 "2006-03-21T03:35:48Z")
ゆいおまほへごづぱぽ！
:d
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### Author:  [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/6 "2006-03-21T03:36:44Z")
“Where can I buy heroin?”
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### Author:  [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/7 "2006-03-21T03:39:53Z")
Venereal disease sufferers: Check in!
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### Author:  [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/8 "2006-03-21T03:39:55Z")
“Say, anybody want to critique my novel?”
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### Author:  [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/9 "2006-03-21T03:54:38Z")
“Mods, why was Cecil Adams banned?”
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/10 "2006-03-21T03:56:49Z")
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is a fucking troll! (instant lock down, no replies if caught soon enough)
Bestial porn, a victimless crime?
Why I like _Star Trek V: The Final Frontier_
Peer to peer file sharing for dummies (forbidden subject)
Cars that look like peoole from my past
Why I wish I was even lamer
The Whore of Blimps, a fucking tragedy
If _Showgirls_ were written, dierected, and filmed by someone else
Who’s up for a North Dakota Dope fest?
How to bait lame ass shit for brain posters (lockdown)
If you could brutally murder any one person and get away with it, who would it be?
How the hell can .9999999999999999999… = 1 ?
Suppose we the treadmill out of jello this time?
Wet farts. Modal ontological proof of existance?
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/11 "2006-03-21T04:00:08Z")
Fill in the missing words in my previous post
OMFG, the sequel
I miss Hitler…
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/12 "2006-03-21T04:06:30Z")
This thread title links to a kewl virus!
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### Author:  [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/13 "2006-03-21T04:15:55Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> Venereal disease sufferers: Check in!
Actually we’ve had some long and informative threads about herpes and other STDs.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/14 "2006-03-21T04:31:16Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#):
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> “Pinch a loaf. Describe your visual results.”
Hell, I could see this one being Threadspotted.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/15 "2006-03-21T04:36:08Z")
“Do you like worms?”
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### Author:  [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/16 "2006-03-21T05:28:26Z")
Funniest “Family Circus” Ever?
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### Author:  [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/17 "2006-03-21T05:35:23Z")
> [@BrattiAtti](#):
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> “I got a kitten! No pics now! In fact, no pics ever!”
An ugly kitten, at that.
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### Author:  [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/18 "2006-03-21T05:41:29Z")
On a board where a thread called “a” gets hundreds and hundreds of posts, I can’t fathom any thread not getting at least a few responses.
[sub]Except, that is, for one or two threads I started…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/19 "2006-03-21T06:12:34Z")
> [@BrattiAtti](#):
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> “I got a kitten! No pics now! In fact, no pics ever!”
Nah, that thread would be full of people cajoling the OP for kittypics.
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### Author:  [@Baine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baine)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/20 "2006-03-21T06:14:09Z")
“I just watched this obscure 50 year old movie nobody has seen”
“Why I am a total loser. (long)”
“Is it weird to be attracted to my sister?”
“If you had to wipe out one ethnic group, which would you choose?”
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