# Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/21 "2006-03-21T06:23:26Z")
A Poll: What’s your favorite scene in _Zapped 2_? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/22 "2006-03-21T06:35:27Z")
(Goody, I love these threads!) -Why Scientology is the answer to all of life’s problems -What happens if I put strychnine in my SO’s coffee? -Kevin Federline=musical genius -Michael Jackson is the sexiest man alive -Ask the convicted kiddy diddler -Give me your recipes for “special” brownies -How do I dispose of a dead body? ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/23 "2006-03-21T07:14:16Z")
Who’s cuter, Hilter or Stalin? The _Gigli_ Appreciation Thread Check out this vomit pic – what are those greenish chunks? Reinstate handy! Quick, turn to channel 53! Do you see what I see? Fine, don’t even bother to help me out by turning on your TV. Lint – post your favorite pics! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/24 "2006-03-21T07:20:24Z")
“Every time you post to this thread, God kills a kitten, an orphan, your favorite athlete, the person of the opposite sex that you secretly (or not so secretly) have a crush on.” ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/25 "2006-03-21T09:52:11Z")
Y’all are gonna find these hilarious, or I’m gonna get creamed: Arbeit McFry: Biggest hit since Horst Wessel Lederhosen? Come join the Aryan Nation of Islam! Do the Jews crucify spiders on menorahs? I just watched “From Justin to Kelly” [UNBOXED SPOILERS] Hey, fatty! Gayniggers in Spaaaace!!! Hey, let’s all invade alt.tasteless! Who’s sexier: David Duke or Louis Farrakhan? I can’t get my matzoh to rise. Do I need more blood? So, who here can draw Mohammed cornholing a pig while fellating an Orthodox rabbi? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/26 "2006-03-21T10:29:04Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I’m a “nice guy” with no real personality who believes all girls only go for jerks. Why can’t I get a girlfirend? _All_ Nice Guy threads attract scores of responses from people self-righteously telling him it’s all his own fault, and sharing their own Nice Guy experiences to prove it. This one would be no exception. Mal-“No More Mister Nice Guy”-acandra 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/27 "2006-03-21T10:36:53Z")
South Park Pinball ☹ ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/28 "2006-03-21T10:42:59Z")
Who’s up for a Straight Dope Prescription Medicine swap? mm ---
**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/29 "2006-03-21T13:27:14Z")
Post your nude pics here! (loads of views, no replies) That’s it… I’m disappointingly out of ideas. ---
**Author:** ![DonCorleone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58f4c7/32.png) [@DonCorleone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonCorleone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/30 "2006-03-21T14:38:21Z")
Ask The Internet User ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/31 "2006-03-21T14:42:25Z")
“I’m travelling to Xenia, Ohio. What are the can’t-miss sights?” “Ask the Certified Public Accountant (no tax questions please).” “Rank the South Dakota Lieutenant Governors” ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/32 "2006-03-21T14:43:23Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I’m a “nice guy” with no real personality who believes all girls only go for jerks. Why can’t I get a girlfirend? Except these almost always do get lots of replies. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/33 "2006-03-21T14:45:38Z")
[Websphere question](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165577&highlight=websphere) I win. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/34 "2006-03-21T14:54:05Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Who’s up for a North Dakota Dope fest? Nope, you’d get me to reply in this one. Sorry . . . Tripler Former resident of The Magic City. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/35 "2006-03-21T15:30:44Z")
> [@Manatee](#): > > Check out this vomit pic – what are those greenish chunks? :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/36 "2006-03-21T15:59:26Z")
Moderators I Lock In My Basement ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/37 "2006-03-21T16:05:09Z")
What is the exact formula for chrystal meth? I keep screwing it up. The “Black Moon” appreciation thread. The Emitt Rhodes appreciation threat. The Blotto appreciation thread. The Christine Nelson appreciation thread. Charlton Comics give you more! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/38 "2006-03-21T16:21:04Z")
[I wish somebody would start a thread about \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326025) […and over on the flip side](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=329028) [Apropos of nothing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350814) [Andy Narell & Calypsociation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356590) [Tony Powers - Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=357528) [Stalking the Wild Idea (original plot)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=218879) ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/39 "2006-03-21T16:26:47Z")
Children I Have Dated (or tried to date) ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/40 "2006-03-21T16:35:50Z")
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