# Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/41 "2006-03-21T16:59:02Z")
So, you want to be a janitor Post pictures of your pet gila monster I’m having a just OK day Share your favorite Pauly Shore movies ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/42 "2006-03-21T17:16:18Z")
“Deconstructing _Mein Kampf_” “What else can I spread liverwurst on?” “Could someone tell me what just came out of my butt?” “Your favourite tentacle hentai moment” “Michael Moore is my idol!” “Petition to bring back ‘Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire?’” “Where can I find a doctor that will perform trepanation?” “Post your most embarassing hog show experiences” “JR “Bob” Dobbs appreciation thread” “Great moments in soy” “Gilmore Girls fan fiction” “Help! My pot plants won’t bud!” ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/43 "2006-03-21T17:36:53Z")
“Does this look infected to you?” ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/44 "2006-03-21T17:54:00Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > [I wish somebody would start a thread about \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326025) > > […and over on the flip side](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=329028) > > [Apropos of nothing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350814) > > [Andy Narell & Calypsociation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356590) > > [Tony Powers - Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=357528) > > [Stalking the Wild Idea (original plot)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=218879) **Zeldar** , **6** threads where you killed ‘em on the first post? That’s like pure sharp-shootin’, there! You line 'em and knock 'em down, _all on your own!_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/45 "2006-03-21T17:55:06Z")
Will Biafra accept mailed leftovers? Does smoking hurt both your lungs? Is my cat’s butt supposed to look like where a limb was removed from an oak tree? Your favorite recipes using Catsup and Jello ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/46 "2006-03-21T18:23:26Z")
> [@JustAnotherGeek](#): > > **Zeldar** , > > **6** threads where you killed ‘em on the first post? > That’s like pure sharp-shootin’, there! > You line 'em and knock 'em down, _all on your own!_ > > 😃 I guess First Word = Last Word on these jewels, huh? Good for a laugh anyway. My fear is that somebody will now go and reply to these turkeys just so they can fuck up this thread! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/47 "2006-03-21T18:28:31Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Is my cat’s butt supposed to look like where a limb was removed from an oak tree? _snork_ You’d get at least one response: “Your dog has a very surprised look on his face.” “That’s his butt.” “Oh. Then I guess he’s not going to enjoy that treat I just fed him.” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/48 "2006-03-21T18:28:59Z")
I heard from Kazar that you can rub Absinthe on your dick you will avoid catching aids when having sex with your 7 year old sister. Is this true? ---
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/49 "2006-03-21T18:57:57Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > (Goody, I love these threads!) > > -How do I dispose of a dead body? I would reply to that one… ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/50 "2006-03-21T20:34:51Z")
“I like oxygen, don’t you?” “this Burrito is really delicious, discuss…” “Doesn’t everyone hate mosquitoes?” “Sentience RULES!” “I’m a carbon based lifeform, aren’t you?” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/51 "2006-03-21T20:47:42Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Moderators I Lock In My Basement _Mmmmmmf! Rrgllllll_ Let me out of here! I must mod my forum! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/52 "2006-03-21T22:49:24Z")
Future developments in hamster evolution? History counterfactual: What if Vice President Sherman hadn’t died in October 1912? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/53 "2006-03-21T22:53:43Z")
Could a White, Anglo, Sraight, Married, Christian Male be POTUS? ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/54 "2006-03-22T03:48:16Z")
So, what’s wrong with those picky eaters, anyway? Toilet Paper. Does the end go to the front or back? Circumcision: Good or Bad? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/55 "2006-03-22T04:34:13Z")
any post I make is guaranteed to have no replies. Bob ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/56 "2006-03-22T08:39:42Z")
> [@urban1z](#): > > any post I make is guaranteed to have no replies. > > Bob In this life, there are no guarantees. There is a big one at the very end, however. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/57 "2006-03-22T12:18:55Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > “Deconstructing _Mein Kampf_” > > “What else can I spread liverwurst on?” > > “Could someone tell me what just came out of my butt?” > > “Your favourite tentacle hentai moment” > > “Michael Moore is my idol!” > > “Petition to bring back ‘Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire?’” > > “Where can I find a doctor that will perform trepanation?” > > “Post your most embarassing hog show experiences” > > “JR “Bob” Dobbs appreciation thread” > > “Great moments in soy” > > “Gilmore Girls fan fiction” > > “Help! My pot plants won’t bud!” You, sir, are responsible for peals of uncontrollable laughter eminating from my person and causing my long-suffering fiancee to bang on my study door and demand to know what the hell is so funny, since it’s interrupting her viewing od House M.D… Bravo! I doff my hat to you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/58 "2006-03-22T13:52:59Z")
**Ask the Amway Distributor** Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/59 "2006-03-22T14:10:01Z")
Airplane on a treadmill (revisited) Anybody remember the TV show ‘Thea’? I’m having fun with this new sock puppet If a submarine on an underwater treadmill was trying to propel forward… Convince me to put you on my ignore list Battlefield Earth appreciation thread Spambots unite!!! Mmmm Cuban cigars Ask the guy who wipes eighty year old asses for a living (maybe TMI) ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/60 "2006-03-22T17:05:51Z")
Some great responses so far with people alluding to the blandest of the bland (“Family Circus”, “Gigli”, “Star Trek V”) John Tesh or Yanni ? Which one is the _really_ serious kick-ass rocker? “Dogs Playing Pool” OR “Dogs Playing Cards”? Which displays the finer aspects of artistic expression? “Almost Famous Appreciation Thread - Shemp Howard, Zeppo Marx, Andrew Ridgley, Pete Best, etc” “Second Law of Thermodynamics, Kierkegaarde and the Dukes of Hazzard discussion thread” “Mallard Fillmore Fan Club” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232.md?page=4)