# Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/61 "2006-03-22T18:17:40Z")
Petition to bring back the Grapist! Bump this thread! (the purpose of this thread would be none other than to see how long people will keep it at the top of the page) Up your post count here) St. Anger appreciation thread ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/62 "2006-03-22T18:24:10Z")
Which Tom Green episode was your favorite? The cardboard appreciation thread Ask the guy who works in a box factory (of course, the thread might turn entirely into _Simpsons_ references) Do you use the diagrams that tell you where to put batteries in things? Has anyone ever smuggled anything? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/63 "2006-03-22T19:59:21Z")
> [@Martini Enfield](#): > > You, sir, are responsible for peals of uncontrollable laughter eminating from my person and causing my long-suffering fiancee to bang on my study door and demand to know what the hell is so funny, since it’s interrupting her viewing od House M.D… Bravo! I doff my hat to you! 😃 That’s it? Just laughter? If there isn’t at least one other substance emanating form your person then it just isn’t good enough. Thus, I will hang my head in shame and try again. – “Suggest a good bikini wax for my German Shepherd” “What would you be doing if you weren’t reading this thread?” “Gloria Stienem or Andrea Dworkin: Hottest Feminist” “What’s wrong with my pancreas? (with pic)” “Etymology of the word “is”” “This sucks! (No Oscar nomination for Tom Arnold _again!_)” “Alternate uses for a merkin” “Is it possible to get a unine transfusion?” “Homeopathic remedies for genital herpes” “Locating obscure pants” “Good spots for public masturbation” “A philosophical debate on Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”” “How to tacfully inform my boyfriend that he’s living a real-life Crying Game” “Craziest “object insertions” you’ve done” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/64 "2006-03-22T20:13:38Z")
Ask the Scientologist Who Else Likes Squeezing Their Testicles in a Wood Vise? Ask The Guy Who Just Had Raunchy, Sweaty Sex With His Own Grandmother My Date With the Pyjama-Pants Wearing Girl That’s Locked In The Trunk of My Car The “Manimal” Appreciation Thread ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/65 "2006-03-22T21:39:08Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > “Is it possible to get a unine transfusion?” Of course I meant “urine.” What the heck else would I mean? ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/66 "2006-03-22T22:24:58Z")
_Can I get another round of “thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/67 "2006-03-22T23:17:07Z")
Ok, now we just need someone to post all these to test them out. It’ll be called “Volunteers to post bad threads.” I expect lots of replies. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/68 "2006-03-22T23:51:23Z")
Here’s a great puzzle about words ending in -gry. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/69 "2006-03-22T23:57:24Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > “Do you like worms?” What’s wrong with a [Beach Boys](http://theacf.com/smile/) thread? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/70 "2006-03-23T04:03:15Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > _Mmmmmmf! Rrgllllll_ Let me out of here! I must mod my forum! Quiet, you! (throws leftovers down the steps) ---
**Author:** ![mrrealtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@mrrealtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrrealtime)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/71 "2006-03-23T04:25:15Z")
Im pretty good at this one…here are two of mine that never got any replies: [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336201) [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324710) ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/72 "2006-03-23T04:30:47Z")
What do you call a mod locked in the basement? A good start! _oops, wrong sort of thread…_ Which film had Woody Allen at his HAWT-TEST?? Favorite Member flameouts–with links! Contest time! Who can resurrect the oldest zombie thread? My police record is longer than yours, buddy! (warning: pdfs) What sort of worms are these in my puppy’s poop? (pics!) Let’s all go over and tease the folks at the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Board! The Frank Wildhorn Appreciation Thread 9/11 and the International Zionist Conspiracy–links you MUST read to learn the Truth Which film had Peter Lorre at his HAWT-TEST?? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/73 "2006-03-23T05:22:44Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Ask The Guy Who Just Had Raunchy, Sweaty Sex With His Own Grandmother No, I’d post to that one. I would have _ **lots** _ of questions. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/74 "2006-03-23T16:30:26Z")
Guess my best friend’s middle name SMDB spelling contest thread ---
**Author:** ![Jacob\_Silj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Jacob\_Silj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jacob_Silj)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/75 "2006-03-23T16:44:37Z")
“Need volunteers to work this weekends Renaissance Faire” ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/76 "2006-03-23T20:05:43Z")
There’s this small guy in my class. He’s quiet, likes to read, and gets good grades. How should me and my buddies pick on him? If you could ask Neil Armstrong anything, what would it be? No moon questions, though. White dopers: if slavery was still legal, who would you pick? I get Halle Barry, Tyra Banks, and Beyonce. ---
**Author:** ![Phantom\_Dennis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/77 "2006-03-23T23:57:03Z")
I think I may be a serial killer (TMI) I just scored an 8-ball! Party at my place! I’m a little strapped for cash – can anybody help? ASK tHe mMENTALlly _UunSTABle_ gUY!?! Poll: your least favorite mod Who wants to have sex with me? (I’ll pay for it) Dakota Fanning is HOT! Need medical advice: sharp chest pain8tnsl;vme4uehl hwk ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/78 "2006-03-24T01:26:51Z")
Evicted, need place to stay with my 16 cats. Nude Twister game in public park, who wants to play? Help, I left skidmarks in my SO’s panties. Share your favorite tapeworm story. Favorite roadkill recipe. Any fans of Cleveland Steamers? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/79 "2006-03-24T02:28:19Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > “Dogs Playing Pool” OR “Dogs Playing Cards”? Wait-there’s a “Dogs Playing Pool” too? GET OUT! ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/80 "2006-03-24T14:38:12Z")
You’re all sick! I love it… 😃 Time for me to add some of my own: _Where can I buy Weapons-Grade Plutonium?_ _Help Me Brainwash My Sister Into Having Sex With The Dog While I Video Them_ _Which Fertilser Makes The Best Explosives?_ _Does Anyone Know A Pig Farmer Who Doesn’t Ask Awkward Questions?_ _Help Me Plagiarise My Thesis_ _I Pit The Salvation Army, Red Cross, And Medecins Sans Frontieres_ _Planning A Trip To Egypt- Need Some Grave Robbing Tips!_ _Scott Base/South Pole DopeFest 2006_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232.md?page=5)