# Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232 "2006-03-21T02:05:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/81 "2006-03-24T15:05:31Z")

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I need a slow working untraceable poison that my SO won’t detect in coffee.

Great gifts from Amway.

Where can I dump a ‘dirty’ gun?

How many moles on your back?

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/82 "2006-03-24T16:02:04Z")

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> [@Martini Enfield](#):
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> _Scott Base/South Pole DopeFest 2006_

Yay! Count me in!

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/83 "2006-03-24T23:18:49Z")

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**Chrystels or amithest better for clensing? Why?**

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/84 "2006-03-25T00:03:47Z")

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Any tips on how to get rid of the cat pee-like smell in my meth lab?

How do I convince my grandmother NOT to pick the fresh “basil” leaves from my garden for her spaghetti sauce?

Reccomend me dog-sized condoms.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/85 "2006-03-25T23:49:14Z")

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> [@Phantom Dennis](#):
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> Need medical advice: sharp chest pain8tnsl;vme4uehl hwk

Og _damn,_, fella, that one just about became a self-fulfilling prophecy. HAR! 😃

> [@drewbert](#):
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> On a board where a thread called “a” gets hundreds and hundreds of posts, I can’t fathom any thread not getting at least a few responses.

Okay then… **b**

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-another-round-of-thread-titles-guaranteed-to-get-zero-replies/349232/86 "2006-03-26T22:47:48Z")

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Who here is in the Witness Protection Program? Tell us why, and where you’re located.

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