# Can I Get My Furniture Reupholstered With Foreskin? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [August 2, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965 "2004-08-02T14:51:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/21 "2004-08-03T20:06:03Z")
Just like the proud parents, holding their eight day old child, while waiting for the Rabbi. A friend walked up and said, “It won’t be as long as it has been!” ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/22 "2004-08-04T01:14:50Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _“Wow, is that real Corinthian dickhead?”_ Yeah!! This chair comes with certification that all foreskins used in the elegant covering were taken from the members of the Corinthian aristocracy. It’s a genuine antique. We can also offer one model which is covered with the foreskins of the British Royal family and aristocracy. Our products are endorsed by Martha Stewart as being of the highest quality and ‘a real thrill to sit on’. Want to be ‘one up on’ your neighbours? Buy a chair from ‘Super Dick’s’ today!!! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/23 "2004-08-04T04:08:51Z")
What did the leper say to the prostitute? “You can keep the tip.” ---
**Author:** ![alaricthegoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alaricthegoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alaricthegoth)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/24 "2004-08-04T04:29:07Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > What did the leper say to the prostitute? > > “You can keep the tip.” now THAT is ugly… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/25 "2004-08-04T07:00:34Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > What did the leper say to the prostitute? > > “You can keep the tip.” I knew a woman who was a prostitute at a leper colony. She made a lot of money at first, but then her business fell off… ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/26 "2004-08-04T07:21:38Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Years ago, I saw an ad in a camping supply catalog for a cane made with a bull penis wrapped around it. :eek: Are you sure? The canes I’ve seen ads for are entirely made bull penis, excepting little caps on the end. (hmmm…there’s a joke there) ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/27 "2004-08-04T08:25:29Z")
**Mangetout** ’s wit notwithstanding, this is a silly thread. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/28 "2004-09-03T16:41:31Z")
Strange. This thread popped up (so to speak) when I did a search for ‘synthetic oil’. Having read the thread, I’ll contribute: To answer the OP, yes, you can get such an item, but to maintain its lustre, you must assiduously coat it with Vaseline daily. (keep some tissue nearby) ---
**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/29 "2004-09-03T16:53:52Z")
“It puts the krill in the bucket, or it gets the hose again!” ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965/30 "2004-09-03T20:09:33Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Years ago, I saw an ad in a camping supply catalog for a cane made with a bull penis wrapped around it. :eek: [MACHO STIX](http://www.sitstay.com/store/edibles/chews1.shtml) An all natural bully stick. No smoked flavorings, no additives, preservatives, chemicals or flavors. Just good old fashioned US beef bully sticks from USDA facilities. Available in from 4" to 18" lenths. I have also heard of a cane made of same. I have seen a raccoon “Coon Pick” (tooth pick). :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-my-furniture-reupholstered-with-foreskin/257965.md?page=1)