# Can I get you ladies anything, I'm just popping down to IKEA ...... ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662 "2003-05-12T11:20:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/41 "2003-05-13T19:17:17Z")
Could someone get me an “Ivar” shelving unit? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/42 "2003-05-14T12:19:58Z")
\*\*Primaflora \*\*– You should divorce him ! 😉 **Coldie** – No, not the wardrobe. Pastel-coloured walls, it’s yer decor, luv ! … you loon … bloody, clueless bachelors, I dunno …. \*\* Steve Wright\*\* – I’ve heard you need a good-sized box for full satisfaction. Some thought it was just the way you walked but …. **Kyla** and **Ivar** – That’s odd. I look forward to a new Ikea range called ‘I dig bad boys’, ‘Jack Dean Tyler’ or ‘Fuck Donny’ or similar …. I suppose the JDT range would be a cut above the rest …. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/43 "2003-05-14T12:47:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winnowill \* > \*\*I do have one question for the nice folks at IKEA, though: Phoenix is the sixth-largest city in the U.S. When are we going to get a store?! \*\* Patience, Grasshopper. Remember, there’s only so much blue paint in the entire world. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/44 "2003-05-15T12:39:13Z")
**Twisty** , **jjimm** , why don’t you ask **L\_C** to pick you up a stool or a wee step ladder? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/45 "2003-05-15T12:49:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > **Twisty, jjimm, why don’t you ask L\_C to pick you up a stool or a wee step ladder?** :mad: Oh, the humiliation. It’s not easy being an oompa-loompa. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/46 "2003-05-15T12:52:21Z")
Loopity-loo. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662/47 "2003-05-15T14:26:33Z")
Minor update for **Lissla Lissar** : seems there’s a _shuttle bus_ from the Leslie subway station to the North York IKEA. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-get-you-ladies-anything-im-just-popping-down-to-ikea/174662.md?page=2)