# Can I Marry Microsoft?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 1, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150 "2002-04-01T02:04:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150/21 "2002-11-03T14:41:54Z")

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Well, this woman claims to have married the Berlin Wall. That’s probably who you remember, **Rilchiam**.

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**Author:** ![cdhostage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@cdhostage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cdhostage)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150/22 "2002-11-03T14:44:09Z")

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Excuse me while I go BLEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150/23 "2002-11-04T00:52:01Z")

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That’s it! Thanks, **Some Guy**!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150/24 "2002-11-04T02:58:33Z")

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So she came apart at the seams when the Berlin Wall was demolished? 😃

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-marry-microsoft/101150/25 "2002-11-04T05:35:34Z")

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If you do figure out how to marry Microsoft , make sure you get a Microsoft Sidewinder 3D for the wedding night.

Depending on your gender, I’m sure either the joystick or the box it came in would prove useful…

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