Well, this woman claims to have married the Berlin Wall. That’s probably who you remember, Rilchiam.
Excuse me while I go BLEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!
That’s it! Thanks, Some Guy!
So she came apart at the seams when the Berlin Wall was demolished? 
If you do figure out how to marry Microsoft , make sure you get a Microsoft Sidewinder 3D for the wedding night.
Depending on your gender, I’m sure either the joystick or the box it came in would prove useful…