# Can I start a thread with this title?

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**Created:** [September 27, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759 "2011-09-27T13:33:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/1 "2011-09-27T13:33:38Z")

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Can I start a thread in Cafe Society with this title?

Yaba dabba do you frackin cocksuckers!

The topic would be made up words, modified words, and words way overused in tv series. This comes from the Flintstones, BSG, and Deadwood. Stuff like that. Also I just think the thread title is funny.

I thought of titling this thread that then thought well maybe not 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/2 "2011-09-27T13:58:49Z")

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That would be properly spelled “Yabba Dabba Doo,” you know. 😉

I don’t think that it’s against the rules; we have “fucking” in thread titles occasionally, though it’s mostly in the Pit. There is, perhaps, an expectation of those who surf from work that Cafe Society reading might be largely free of profanity, so I advise against it. Maybe you could say “cockpluckers.” That sounds horrifying without being vulgar.

Twix and Marley might feel differently, though; maybe they’ll weigh in.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/3 "2011-09-27T14:35:50Z")

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Always follow mod instructions. But “cockpluckers” is likely to get you an honorable mention in [this](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=625584) thread.

(Note: EC is spot on; cock_plucker_ is indeed a horrifying word.)

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/4 "2011-09-27T15:10:36Z")

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Heh. I keep envisioning large, red-hot _tweezers_.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/5 "2011-09-27T15:14:03Z")

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I would probably go with corksoakers, but that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/6 "2011-09-27T15:26:20Z")

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Coke Sackers.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/7 "2011-09-27T16:29:15Z")

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Cucksockers.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/8 "2011-09-27T16:34:27Z")

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The thread has potential for a gay old time.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/9 "2011-09-27T16:35:56Z")

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Wilma!

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/10 "2011-09-27T17:19:48Z")

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You could say “Yabba Dabba Do, you frackin’ @#$%^&ers” just to get curiosity peaked.

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> [@The Unknown Comic](#):
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> He stabbed his mother-in-law with the BBQ tongs at the family picnic and punched out a police officer. He was charged with a 201 and a 902 - cop socking and mother forking.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/11 "2011-09-27T17:38:47Z")

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I’d prefer a non-obscene thread title, since several good possibilities have been suggested.

Thanks for asking!

**twickster** , Cafe Society moderator

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/12 "2011-09-27T19:05:29Z")

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[sock plucker](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIu4fP4fOHE)

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/13 "2011-09-27T19:49:12Z")

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The deed is done. Check out the Cafe forum if you are interested.

Thanks for the input and suggestions. Corner Case wins the virtual free coffe mug. Also in repy to “Wilma”:

Sounds of Barney Rubble chuckle followed by Barney saying “Fred, she can’t talk now, she’s got something in her mouth”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/14 "2011-09-27T20:17:19Z")

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As an aside, **Rhythmdvl** , is there any reason you’re still using the boardstest url? I didn’t even realize that that was still active.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/15 "2011-09-27T23:06:20Z")

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Crock Soakers.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/16 "2011-09-28T02:50:58Z")

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A fellow who puts lumps of coke into bags would be a coke sacker.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/17 "2011-09-28T03:24:13Z")

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Thene there was Nixon, who was a Cox sacker.

I hope not too few are old enough to understand the reference.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/19 "2011-09-28T11:49:09Z")

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A lot of chefs have been hard hit by the crappy economy, and a fund has been established to help them through.

It’s called cook succor.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/20 "2011-09-28T15:57:42Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> As an aside, **Rhythmdvl** , is there any reason you’re still using the boardstest url? I didn’t even realize that that was still active.

I’m having issues with my flux capacitor, so the time periods I can visit are very limited.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-start-a-thread-with-this-title/597759/21 "2011-09-28T16:08:35Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> I’m having issues with my flux capacitor, so the time periods I can visit are very limited.

I suggest we use “flux capacitor” as a code word for “cock sucker” from now on…

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