Now, I’m a big fan of the frozen Brussels Sprouts. I steam them in the microwave with a teaspoon of water and a tablespoon of butter, and they are certainly not inedible… and least of all a “a soggy neverland”. Are they the same as fresh… no, but I bet, if I were to thaw those frozen Brussels Sprouts, drain them, cut them in half and leach them on some paper towels; sear and canramelize them cut side down in a cast iron pan of a few tablespoons of Bacon Fat, then put them in a 450F oven for around a half hour they would be quite nice and roasty toasty.