Would there be a stronger claim for jurisdiction in Israel? Or would they have to rebuilt the Temple and Tabernacle first?
If God was served with papers and appeared in court, would he swear on the Bible or affirm in His own name? Suppose He scoffed at the Bible offered, citing its inaccuracies, and was pressed to affirm instead? Would functional designations like “Lord of Hosts” or “God, thy Father” do, or would He have to state His name – His holy, secret name? If He refused to divulge His secret name, He could be held in contempt of court, no? 
If the anti-lawerly supposition that “there are no lawyers in Heaven” is true, would God have to make do with a court-appointed lawyer or represent Himself? Being omniscient, He could probably do a good job the latter. But as the saying goes, “anybody who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer,” and being omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent, God could never be anybody’s fool. Ergo, God could not represent Himself; or if He did, it might put Himself and/or all creation at risk of non-existence by unholy paradox [see Adams, Douglas and Smith, Kevin].
If a judgement was returned against God, could plaintiff collect? Does God have any money or property? God is believed by many to have some wealth, although not necessarily filthy lucre per se, or any currency that is understood to be an instrument of the Devil. Perhaps God had a little money left over from his one known stint of lawful employment [carpentry] which he practiced as a young man. Said funds, constituted in silver coin and compounded annually for almost 2000 years, could today be a sizable sum indeed. However, even if God has money, His holdings are widely believed to be less than that of those affluent people who are said to be “richer than God”.
God is believed to be the sole owner and proprietor of “Heaven,” which is believed to gaudily decorated with innumerable quantities of gold and precious jewels, and probably a prodigious amount of frankincense and myrrh, as well. Perhaps a successful plaintiff would have to resort to filing a lien against Heaven.
Should God balk, file numerous trivial appeals, or otherwise stall on payment, the plaintiff might turn over the matter to a collection agency. Alternately, the plaintiff might negotiate a terms of an arbitrated settlement with God, for an amount acceptable to both parties. God might well claim penury, however.
Said terms would be, ahem, “pennies from Heaven”. 