Can Oklahoma do anything right?

uhh…I’m missing something here…I did a quick read thru the thread… Your posts looked alright to me…
In re: ETA-Oh, come now! I shall not also throw away all of my hard earned modesty! Tut! Tut! TUT!

Tongue-in-cheek, my man.
Tongue in cheek.
There’s a saying older people had when I was young about the word “assume”.
They would ask you to spell “assume” and then tell you that when you “assume” something, you’re making an ass of u and me. Just a little riff on that.

Well, I wanted to be sure. Didn’t want to piss you off more!:wink:

Good thing. Tomahawk close at hand.:wink:

Ummmm That was a joke. Sorry you didn’t take it as one.

I’m with you Zebra; I thought your OP was full of shit, but, even I took your phrase as a joke/witticism/etc…

Getting kinda scary around here. Thought police and all, and everybody with their ‘word-o-meters’.

Ummmm I can take a joke. Do you know any?

…!..

See? I can tell jokes too.

Good. I feel a little better now.

Idle Thoughts said to you :

So if a 10+ year moderator can’t tell if you’re joking or not, what hope do I, with less than 300 posts under my belt, have?

One more thing before I’m done with you. Of the things in your … joke … that pissed me off, the one that struck closest to home was when you referred to me and mine as “you folk”. Recognizing that this is exactly synonymous with “you people”, let me ask you a quick question.

Would you say “you folk” to an African-American poster in similar circumstance?

Interesting. In post #48, you said this:

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What happened, Harr? The only poster Zeeb was being abusive to was yours truly. Did the African equid light of truth dawn on you in the 18 posts between #48 and #66? Or are you just that wishy-washy? Good to know someone like this has your back, eh Zeeb?

I don’t really agree with putting that joke the way **Zebra **did, but I don’t think it was truly malicious in intent or jarringly abhorrent in practice; so I don’t think it rises to a reportable type infraction. Standard caveats apply: JMO, YMMV, etc.

Kewl. Totally get where you’re at, dude.

BTW, you American Indian? Your people been shoved around all over this continent for the last 3-400 years? Your people been rounded up into concentration camps, forced to march hundreds of miles in the dead of winter with no moccasins or shoes, dying by the thousands?

If you were and had, perhaps you would be a little more reticent with your opinions about jokes like “we allow you folk to move around now.”

So, as intriguing as it is to discover what you don’t think, is there anything you do think?

Also, and more to the point, what is the SDMB Rule #1?

Enough to get on a tribal roll? No. But my grandmother (a direct descendant of Chief Big Elk, as obviously am I) was. She was born and raised on the Omaha reservation, and sent off (like all her brothers and sisters) to the Haskell Indian boarding school (now a university). My grandma married an Anglo, but my mom (who also married an Anglo) identifies on the Census as American Indian/Native American, was director of American Indian Projects at her university before she retired, and keeps in close touch with her cousins on the Omaha reservation, visiting them every summer.

I cop to completely looking like an average white person, but my mom does not. Any of that count for anything in your book?

And no, I do not know what SDMB Rule #1 is: please enlighten me.

When did I talk about basements? (or was even actually, not just perceived by a few, abusive?)

JimBuff, Zebra was given a note for his post (it was not a warning, it was only a note)…it’s now time for you to drop the matter.

And THIS is out of line for this forum. If you want to call out posters on their posts, you use the BBQ Pit. Do not make posts like this again in this forum.

Again, it’s time to drop the issue in this thread. You and everyone else. Let’s get back to the topic.

Also, stop with the minor jr modding. If you feel a post violates any rules, you report it and let us do the job.

Now, again, lets get back to the topic at hand.

Sorry, Zebra.
For some reason, I thought you were the OP. Musta been those traveling hypnotists again.
At any rate, I caught the joke. Still think the OP was full of shit (post-wise, not personally).

Harry, you still haven’t said what you think my OP was “really” about.

One thing I’ll defend OK about is the lack of basements and tornado shelters.

Yes, the LACK of them. You see, the vast majority of houses in Oklahoma do NOT get hit by tornadoes. Actually it would be kind of stupid to buy/build one because the odds are your house will fall apart from time before it gets hit by a tornado. I’m sure in Florida, nearly every house that is ten years old or older has be “hit” by a hurricane. If you live in a area prone to flooding, you will get flooded if it rains enough. But tornadoes don’t work that way. You can live your entire life in ‘tornado alley’ and never be hit by one. Most people who live there accomplish this.
Now there new law banning municipalities from raising the minimum wage, their abortion restrictions, their sexist school policies, not to mention their inability to kill a prisoner in a dignified manner. There is very little that Oklahoma can do right.