# Can one of you guys give me a list of 50 items?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008 "2000-10-15T16:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/1 "2000-10-15T16:38:14Z")

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I want to test out my new “mega memory” and I would greatly appreciate if one of you could take the time out to list 50 items one on top of the other… eg:

1. Cat
2. Dog
3. TV
4. Radio
5. Beer

etc etc etc. 1-50, it would be much appreciated.

Thanks in advance, MadHatter.

P.S. Can you please make sure they are “ITEMS”, as in you can look at it and touch it.

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**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/2 "2000-10-15T17:08:55Z")

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I am guessing you are reluctant to do it because you are all thinking “Well, someone else will typing one up already. No point me doing it.”

Actually, the more lists I have, the better, coz I want to test it a number of times. So please? Anyone?

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**Author:** ![Kyberneticist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kyberneticist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyberneticist)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/3 "2000-10-15T17:12:38Z")

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But what the hey. This should round out your list. Grabbed off of some engineering site. Hey, they’re all items you can touch. 🙂  
Bearing  
Belt  
Bin  
Blade  
Bolt  
Bumper  
Button  
Cabinet  
Cap  
Chain  
Clamp  
Clip  
Clutch  
Chassis  
Collar  
Door  
Filter  
Foot  
Gear  
Handle  
Hanger  
Hinge  
Hook  
Key  
Knob  
Lever  
Lid  
Nut  
Panel  
Pin  
Plunger  
Pulley  
Pump  
Rack  
Rail  
Ring  
Rod  
Shelf  
Socket  
Stud  
Strap  
Swing  
Switch  
Track  
Tray  
Washer  
Wheel

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**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/4 "2000-10-15T17:16:54Z")

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I would appreciate if they were a range of items, not just engineering ones.

Thanks anyway.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/5 "2000-10-15T17:21:03Z")

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This sounds an awful lot like a game to me, not a General Question. Over to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Kyberneticist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kyberneticist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyberneticist)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/6 "2000-10-15T17:21:14Z")

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What good is it then? We need mega-memories that can help us cram for biology or engineering tests! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/7 "2000-10-15T17:27:24Z")

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1. chicken
2. microwave
3. gorilla
4. newspaper
5. baseball
6. kidney
7. testicle
8. television
9. goat
10. desk
11. lawn
12. cloud
13. carpet
14. trunk
15. robot
16. highway
17. muppet
18. motorcycle
19. peppermint
20. vomit
21. whale
22. transmission
23. garage
24. devil
25. computer
26. champagne
27. roof
28. garden
29. toenail
30. model
31. chair
32. window
33. giraffe
34. poster
35. cheese
36. zipper
37. bedspread
38. jewelry
39. wallpaper
40. tube
41. plumber
42. tree
43. trampoline
44. skateboard
45. disco
46. shelf
47. farmer
48. yacht
49. eyeglasses
50. house  
There. How’s that?

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/8 "2000-10-15T17:32:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MadHatter \*  
> \*\*I want to test out my new “mega memory” and I would greatly appreciate if one of you could take the time out to list 50 items one on top of the other… eg:
> 
> P.S. Can you please make sure they are “ITEMS”, as in you can look at it and touch it. \*\*

So “mega memory” is non-metaphysical? You will remember all the concrete graspable items within your sphere but all the half remembered memories of the way she made you feel on that first date and the thrill of seeing your child’s eyes opening for the first time will vanish like tears in the rain. Oh well. Here are some objects.

quagga  
clam  
machete  
dresser drawer  
coat hanger  
toes (lot of toes)  
shiny blue raincoat  
diet pepsi can  
hydrogen bomb  
dust particle (in sunlight)  
Schrodinger’s cat  
planetoid  
argon  
pickle  
steak  
grassland  
mammoth tusks (trapped in the tundra)  
sunglasses  
pig  
truffle  
traffic cone

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/9 "2000-10-15T17:33:23Z")

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1. computer
2. cat
3. dog
4. blanket
5. sock
6. soap
7. cage
8. shirt
9. song
10. pillow
11. truck
12. road
13. book
14. picture
15. building
16. fish
17. store
18. money
19. chair
20. coin
21. box
22. motorcycle
23. newsletter
24. pumpkin
25. cabinet
26. parrot
27. carpet
28. bowl
29. fork
30. steak
31. mailbox
32. leaf
33. rake
34. pool
35. plant
36. couch
37. stone
38. wrench
39. candle
40. coaster
41. wax
42. slot machine
43. lava lamp
44. switchplate
45. frame
46. speaker
47. castle
48. pump
49. faucet
50. sponge

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/10 "2000-10-15T17:37:27Z")

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Since I have nothing else to do:

1. phone
2. ball
3. cup
4. mouse
5. hat
6. tree
7. shoelace
8. flag
9. newspaper
10. stapler
11. card
12. thumbtack
13. needle
14. lamp
15. box
16. book
17. apple
18. cookie
19. earring
20. jacket
21. mirror
22. pipe
23. sock
24. vase
25. photograph
26. keyboard
27. television
28. clock
29. hammer
30. carpet
31. mascara
32. soap
33. bottle
34. ribbon
35. pencil
36. rope
37. handsaw
38. wristwatch
39. lighter
40. nail
41. pistol
42. basket
43. match
44. wallet
45. badge
46. eraser
47. wire
48. fork
49. saddle
50. tape

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/11 "2000-10-15T17:55:50Z")

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1. couch
2. television
3. candle
4. speakers
5. clock
6. computer
7. stereo
8. paper shredder
9. can o’soda
10. vcr
11. blanket
12. pillow
13. cactus
14. table
15. phone book
16. giant elmo
17. curtains
18. CDs
19. carpet
20. chair
21. shoes
22. sweatshirt
23. disco ball
24. spotlight
25. rubik’s cube
26. telescope
27. books
28. pens
29. American flag
30. magazine
31. pictures
32. baseball cards
33. sock (Yes, one sock. I don’t even know. 🙂 )
34. porcelain dragons
35. bottle o’pills
36. gameboy
37. electronic Wheel Of Fortune
38. fog machine
39. laser lights
40. MONEY!! (I found a quarter!! 😃 )
41. kazoo
42. color pencils
43. paper
44. video tapes
45. cabinets
46. CD player
47. cat toy
48. printer
49. ashtray
50. bat

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/12 "2000-10-15T18:19:05Z")

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1. fortune cookie
2. sunglassed
3. red pen
4. match book
5. wrist watch
6. four small buttons
7. one large buttons
8. clear plastic ruler
9. mechanical pencil [black]
10. camping knife
11. flourescent green utility knife
12. wallet
13. brown suede shoelace
14. bracelet
15. stereo remote
16. newspaper
17. tweezers
18. milky way bar
19. camping fork
20. camping spoon
21. empty ceral bowl
22. plastic cup
23. another mechanical pencil [purple]
24. 3 page paper
25. metal slide box
26. cd burner
27. cd book
28. tea light
29. magazine
30. ring
31. plastic thingy from a milk jug
32. coupon for pizza
33. package of needles
34. catalog
35. wrapper for fortune cookie
36. fortune [a lame one]
37. stapler
38. dice
39. screwdriver
40. white pencil
41. deck of cards
42. scissors
43. lip gloss
44. thread
45. tape measure
46. masking tape
47. package of hair elastics
48. paintbrush
49. purple [yuck] pen
50. giant tin of Altoids

can you guess what this list if of?

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**Author:** ![UrbanShocker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/eb9ed0/32.png) [@UrbanShocker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanShocker)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/13 "2000-10-15T19:29:16Z")

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Sure, what the hell. This sounds like a good way to kill five minutes:

1. Slipper
2. Comb
3. Compact disc
4. Baseball bat
5. Poster
6. Metrocard
7. Water bottle
8. Hard-boiled egg
9. Dresser drawer
10. Video tape
11. Potato bug
12. Lemon merengue pie
13. Headphone jack
14. Cuff link
15. Snare drum
16. Television
17. Eyelash
18. Tape dispenser
19. Lampshade
20. Maple syrup
21. Shortwave radio
22. Barbell
23. Walkie-talkie
24. Tennis racquet
25. Mirror
26. Cape
27. Dagger
28. Firecracker
29. Teddy bear
30. Rose
31. Lottery ticket
32. Wallet
33. Bellows
34. Jar
35. Microwave oven
36. Needle
37. Sweatshirt
38. Guitar
39. Microphone
40. Cereal box
41. Soda can
42. Keys
43. Catalogue
44. Sandwich
45. Skateboard
46. Silly Putty
47. Atlas
48. Clock
49. Antenna
50. Stapler

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/14 "2000-10-15T19:41:41Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Palmyra \*  
> \*\*can you guess what this list if of? \*\*

Obviously, your (non-computer) desk top!

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/15 "2000-10-15T19:56:58Z")

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Why not…

1. Ferret
2. Large, Indignant Cat
3. Empty Can of Dust-Off
4. Nail File
5. Pink Flamingo Pin
6. Bat Earrings (earrings featuring bats, not earrings _for_ bats)
7. Vietnamese & Thai Food Menu
8. Moonstone Ring
9. Incense Burner
10. Wooden Budha
11. Box of 30 Diskettes Stolen From Work
12. Green Handspring Visor
13. Cell Phone
14. Book Four of The Chronicles of Narnia (The Silver Chair)
15. Music Box
16. Ki-Rin (Chinese Unicorn) Figurine
17. Pantyhose
18. Copy of Time Out New York Magazine
19. Patsy Cline CD
20. Thermometer
21. Armadillo
22. Fairy
23. Cheddar Cheese
24. Beanie Dragon
25. Intellipoint Mouse
26. Camera
27. Yellow Pen Advertising Ensure
28. Litter Box
29. Green Sofa
30. Dust Balls
31. Denim Jacket
32. Newspaper
33. Stone Dinosaur Necklace
34. Cows for Juggling
35. Drew Carey’s “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
36. Shriveled Gourd
37. Silvertone Watch
38. Unreal Tournament Instruction Manual
39. Wreath of Dried Flowers
40. Winnie-the-Pooh Sneakers
41. Blue Spiral Notebook
42. Orange Folder
43. Tote Bag
44. Can of Tuna for Cat
45. Halloween Coffee Mug
46. Year 2000 Calendar
47. 21" Monitor
48. Blue Kite
49. Yellow Teletubbie
50. Leprechaun

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/16 "2000-10-15T19:59:31Z")

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I don’t know why I am doing this but what the heck:

1. cigarette
2. beer
3. football
4. pompom
5. phone
6. potpourri
7. yellow leaf
8. lotion
9. mini blinds
10. shed
11. lighter
12. cat
13. lip balm
14. wolf
15. music CD
16. umbrella tree
17. dog
18. space heater
19. blanket
20. Broncos hat
21. camera
22. wheel
23. clock
24. parrot
25. pen
26. yarn
27. trash can
28. comb
29. hair clip
30. mirror
31. comforter
32. Wally “Putz” button
33. postcard
34. toothpick
35. bowl
36. heater
37. window
38. VCR
39. TV
40. tissue
41. lamp
42. towel
43. sunshine
44. newpaper
45. toy Porsche
46. phone list
47. scissors
48. screwdriver
49. cat brush
50. book

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/17 "2000-10-15T20:16:53Z")

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How did you all get your lists to lineline up so nicely in the middle of the screen?

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/18 "2000-10-15T20:18:23Z")

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Very good Zenster!! You win… uh… you win a… umm… the milky way bar refered to in item #18.

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**Author:** ![Wood\_Thrush](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b38774/32.png) [@Wood\_Thrush](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wood_Thrush)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/19 "2000-10-15T21:17:16Z")

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[ul]  
[li]Whack[/li][li]Grease fire[/li][li]Motorcycle[/li][li]Chinchilla[/li][li]Sound that rain falling on a lake makes[/li][li]Rainbow[/li][li]Basket[/li][li]Joy[/li][li]Tectonic plate[/li][li]Predictability[/li][li]Toadstool[/li][li]Keyhole[/li][li]Ford truck[/li][li]Fickleness[/li][li]Tequila[/li][li]Fan blade[/li][li]Roof[/li][li]Signpost[/li][li]Tickler[/li][li]Insight[/li][li]Breakthrough[/li][li]Taste of warm apple pie[/li][li]Oxidation[/li][li]Metabolism[/li][li]Ancient Roman villa[/li][li]Abalone sandwich[/li][li]1.295 x 10[sup]24[/sup][/li][li]Silly Putty[/li][li]_Oh My Darling Clementine_[/li][li]Reed[/li][li]Lawn chair[/li][li]Postcard[/li][li]Flowering dogwood[/li][li]New Mexico[/li][li]Telephoto lens[/li][li]Thomas Point[/li][li]Helmet[/li][li]Tickle-Me Elmo[/li][li]Rifle[/li][li]Bitumen[/li][li]Advertisement[/li][li]Earwax[/li][li]Incredible, edible egg[/li][li]Abacus[/li][li]Chimney swift[/li][li]Pizza[/li][li]Anger[/li][li]Carburetor[/li][li]Follicle[/li][li]Tetraethyl lead[/li][/ul]  
There we go. That’s 50, right?

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-one-of-you-guys-give-me-a-list-of-50-items/37008/20 "2000-10-15T21:49:28Z")

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1. Gun
2. Mouse
3. Banana
4. Fan
5. Baseball
6. Bag
7. Car
8. Dollar
9. Website
10. Flag
11. Horse
12. Army
13. TV
14. School
15. Shoe
16. Grass
17. Sun
18. Paper
19. Tape
20. Pokemon
21. Microphone
22. Song
23. Chicken
24. Log
25. Ticket
26. CD
27. Typewriter
28. Scholarship
29. Iron
30. Toilet
31. Essay
32. Church
33. Sword
34. Friend
35. Grenade
36. Black Hole
37. Bible
38. Football
39. Firecracker
40. Clock
41. King
42. Hospital
43. Water
44. Triangle
45. Teenager
46. Hydrogen
47. Greece
48. Astronaut
49. Invitation
50. Brain

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