# Can someone explain this fence?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 20, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834 "2000-09-20T06:54:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/1 "2000-09-20T06:54:04Z")

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Walking down a nearby street, I saw a house with a bizarre white fence in front.

The fence consists of maybe 16 3 x 3 ft squares arranged in rows of about 8 and columns 2 high. The lower end of the lowest row is about 2 ft off the ground. Like a checkerboard, every other square has horizontal white slats in it with about 1 inch of clearance between them. The other squares are just a frame. This fence can’t be used to contain anything, so the only answer I can figure out is that it is somehow aesthetically pleasing… but I can’t imagine how.

Why would anyone build such a thing? Has anyone seen a similarly useless and ugly fence?

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/2 "2000-09-20T09:27:45Z")

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Maybe it’s some sort of bad '50s retro thing.

Sounds bizarre.

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**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/3 "2000-09-20T12:40:29Z")

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Fences don’t always have to contain something.

Sometimes, fences are erected to furninsh a bit of privacy, such as to block the teeming millions from viewing a swimming pool or patio where octagenarians are lounging buckneckid and an open view could cause traffic accidents.

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/4 "2000-09-20T12:52:36Z")

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No offense **tbea925** , but pools do indeed need a containment fence. It’s pretty much code throughout the country (U.S.).

This sounds to me to be more of a decoration than anything else. While I don’t see many in the Midwest, I have seen fences like this in the South. I think, or my WAG, is that it somehow breaks up the monotany of the landscape.

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/5 "2000-09-20T13:42:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \*  
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> This sounds to me to be more of a decoration than anything else. While I don’t see many in the Midwest, I have seen fences like this in the South. I think, or my WAG, is that it somehow breaks up the monotany of the landscape. \*\*

I agree. I have seen a few of these around the Ozarks, and their only possible use is to be decorative, or to mark off one’s property line. My husband and I have discussed these fences while on long car trips (we get bored!), and this is the best explanation we could come up with.😉

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/6 "2000-09-20T13:58:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tabithina \*  
> **I have seen a few of these around the Ozarks…**

_Another_ poster from the vicinity of KC? Whereabouts?

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-this-fence/33834/7 "2000-09-21T03:30:46Z")

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::sigh::

Maybe if we get enough KC posters, I’ll finally be able to organize a KC Dopefest so all you peons can meet your king… er… me.

–Tim
