# Can someone kill my account **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 26, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651 "2003-08-26T01:20:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/1 "2003-08-26T01:20:35Z")
One of the mods, please kill my account. Thank you. I don’t need anyone blasting me on their blogs or journals that people can access off search engines. I made a few mistakes, but I don’t need people blasting me. Thank you. And whoever has me in their online journals and/or blogs, please take them off. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/2 "2003-08-26T01:28:55Z")
you know, this would be a lot more believable if you left the site after expressing your disgust with us yet your online indicator remains lit up like a sad little christmas tree. Generally speaking, emailing mods is the best way to get attention from them when you need something rather than posting to the boards… of course another option is just to log out and go away. bye bye now ---
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/3 "2003-08-26T01:31:05Z")
Sorry. I’ll log off. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/4 "2003-08-26T01:33:40Z")
don’t worry, you can watch the thread for any wailing and/or gnashing of teeth at your passing without being logged in, it is much more classy that way. Hmm, it is strangely quiet around here so far… ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/5 "2003-08-26T01:36:16Z")
**Kputt** ’s kputt. Hehe, I am clever. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/6 "2003-08-26T01:39:15Z")
Fucking attention whore. No one can miss you if you don’t go away. 'Course, no one will miss you if you do. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/7 "2003-08-26T01:45:09Z")
Oh, wow, my curiosity is piqued. I’m about to do a search on **kputt** right now. Oh wait. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/8 "2003-08-26T01:50:31Z")
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You won’t be missed. Buh bye. ---
**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/9 "2003-08-26T01:53:16Z")
you don’t need the mods to kill your accountant. i’ ll do it cheap. Why you want him killed. Did he skim a little off the top and get you in trouble with the T -men. Don’t matter he will be wearing cement boots before two shakes of a lambs tail just say the word brother ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/10 "2003-08-26T01:54:37Z")
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/11 "2003-08-26T02:01:34Z")
Maybe rather than “someone,” the title of your OP should have asked the [murderers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3865550#post3865550) specifically to “kill” your account, murder being so routine for them and everything. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/12 "2003-08-26T02:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kputt \* > \*\*One of the mods, please kill my account. Thank you. I don’t need anyone blasting me on their blogs or journals that people can access off search engines. I made a few mistakes, but I don’t need people blasting me. Thank you. > > And whoever has me in their online journals and/or blogs, please take them off. \*\* Simply eliminating your username will not prevent your posts from showing up in a search. Your posts will still remain, and be indexed by search bots. ---
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/13 "2003-08-26T02:08:01Z")
I did tell you that I didn’t mean that. It was stupid. I’m stupid. I’m just plain stupid. SO people, please leave me alone. Please. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/14 "2003-08-26T02:08:51Z")
Hey, I’m in. You’re an Asshole, kputt. Capital fucking A. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/15 "2003-08-26T02:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > I did tell you that I didn’t mean that. It was stupid. I’m stupid. I’m just plain stupid. SO people, please leave me alone. Please. If you don’t want to be harassed, stop making stupid posts. If you are unable to comply with this simple directive, then just don’t post anything. After all, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal that you’re chewing on an albatross. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/16 "2003-08-26T02:30:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gadfly \* > \*\* > > After all, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal that you’re chewing on an albatross. \*\* And THAT has to be the quote of the day folks. 😃 Oh, see ya **kputt**. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/17 "2003-08-26T02:38:47Z")
Why don’t you just ask to have a name change? Why all the fucking drama? This is getting tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/18 "2003-08-26T02:45:13Z")
Or you could just leave if you find the company so distastful. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/19 "2003-08-26T02:47:25Z")
Buh bye now. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/20 "2003-08-26T02:48:36Z")
**Gadfly** (great name, by the way), is that a “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” reference, or am I reading way too much into that? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651.md?page=2)