# Can someone kill my account

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 26, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651 "2003-08-26T01:20:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/21 "2003-08-26T02:53:56Z")

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> And THAT has to be the quote of the day folks.

I think I’ll be using the albatross thing as my signature. It might be the least stupid thing I’ve ever written!

Thanks, kputt. Couldn’t have done it without you, babe. Now shut the fuck up and go the fuck away.

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/22 "2003-08-26T02:54:08Z")

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**kputt** what is a blog?

Is someone e-mailing you based on your posts here?

Let me just say I have not read very many of your posts. But I did scan a few in the abortion thread, and it sounds like you took a stand that is unpopular. It also sounds like you worded your arguments maybe a little more hotly than you wanted to. I also see that you apologized for it. Unfortunately I also see that some posters didn’t accept your apology for the way you worded your posts.

So is this the reason you are leaving? I know the above people have said uncomplimentary things to you, but if that is why you are leaving, might I suggest you rethink that. This board needs the dissenting opinion. But sometimes a subject is a powder keg and tempers flare and things are said that don’t belong in GD. But as I see it, you apologized, for that I commend you.

If you stick around you might do what I do, I read alot of the threads, but reply very rarely. If I do decide to reply to a subject, I stop, read what I wrote, and sometimes I hit the back key cause I know I will regret what I wrote.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/23 "2003-08-26T02:55:22Z")

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> kputt what is a blog?

Blog: (We)b-Log. An online diary, essentially.

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/24 "2003-08-26T02:56:14Z")

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God but I hate it when people intentionaly create stupid drama like this, whether in real life, or on the Internet.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/25 "2003-08-26T02:59:48Z")

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> Gadfly (great name, by the way), is that a “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” reference, or am I reading way too much into that?

Thanks, and yes, you are. I’ve just been watching too many Monty Python DVDs, if such a thing is possible.

**Albatross!**

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**Author:** ![Melandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/26 "2003-08-26T03:00:40Z")

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Here, here, **Muad-Dib**.

Except, when it’s on the internet, and you don’t actually have to answer or deal with the person, I find it strangely entertaining.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/27 "2003-08-26T03:07:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kputt \*  
> **I did tell you that I didn’t mean that.**

When in this thread did you say anything even remotely like that??

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/28 "2003-08-26T03:30:06Z")

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She didn’t. She’s just hoping that noone’s paying attention, and that we’ve all lost interest. I’m having far too much fun for that, though.

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/29 "2003-08-26T03:30:55Z")

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> You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

…Nail polish  
and all.

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/30 "2003-08-26T03:32:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*When in this thread did you say anything even remotely like that?? \*\*

It wasn’t in this thread but rather he apologized in the abortion thread for his comments (or at least the way he worded those comments [Look at the threads on this page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=205330&perpage=50&pagenumber=3&acton&postid=3869627)

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/31 "2003-08-26T03:35:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by deb2world \*  
> \*\*It wasn’t in this thread but rather he apologized in the abortion thread for his comments (or at least the way he worded those comments [Look at the threads on this page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=205330&perpage=50&pagenumber=3&acton&postid=3869627) \*\*

Yeah, well, he coulda said that. Damn if I’m searching the board for every little remark ever made.

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/32 "2003-08-26T03:37:03Z")

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Well, let’s see. I’m running low on holy water, but I’ve got a wooden stake and a mallet…anyone got silver bullets? I can tell this one’s gonna be hard to bring down.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/33 "2003-08-26T03:38:54Z")

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I think what we need here is a full-blown exorcism.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/34 "2003-08-26T03:39:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gadfly \*  
> **Albatross!**

What flavour is it?

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/35 "2003-08-26T03:40:22Z")

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**kputt** honey, since this is the SECOND time\* you have said you would be leaving… I think your account will be killed for you.

\*unless I am mixing you up with another drama queen in which case I deeply apologize

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/36 "2003-08-26T03:45:32Z")

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> What flavour is it?

It’s a bird, isn’t it? It’s a bloody sea bird, it’s not any bloody flavor!

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/37 "2003-08-26T03:57:47Z")

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Why won’t he die??? WHY WON’T HE DIE???

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/38 "2003-08-26T04:49:36Z")

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You know, you could just exercise some willpower, or maybe some self-control, and just not post anything anymore. Nobody here’s making you hit the submit button.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/39 "2003-08-26T05:24:50Z")

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kputt, I’m most likely on the opposite side of any possible stance you have on anything, and your first impression in GD leaves a lot to be desired. To be honest, if you never posted another message, I don’t think I’d notice it.

With that said, this is still one of the best (if not **the** ) best forums you will find on the internet today, and you will miss out on a chance to have reasoned discussions with some very bright people. You will find plenty of folks who likely share your opinion on a variety of topics, and also quite a few who disagree with you. The majority of them will do so in a calm, rational manner. You didn’t debate in this manner, which is why you’re catching so much shit. It has nothing to do with your particular stance on an issue.

If you do wish to remain, I can guarantee that 99% of us will eventually forget your not so grand entrance, as long as you change your method of delivery. Thanks to the search engine, an old post of your’s might pop up in a future thread you participate in, but you can just explain that that was during your phase of youthful overexuberance. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/40 "2003-08-26T05:42:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*  
> \*\*Why won’t he die??? WHY WON’T HE DIE??? \*\*

Dunno… maybe he’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes an untold number of times.

F\_X

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