# Can someone kill my account

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 26, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651 "2003-08-26T01:20:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/41 "2003-08-26T05:44:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DMC \*  
> **With that said, this is still one of the best (if not the) best forums you will find on the internet today, and you will miss out on a chance to have reasoned discussions with some very bright people.**

This is a lie. You don’t want to stay here **kputt**. This is a terrible message board filled with angry, unreasonable people. Go far, far, away. There are lots of nice boards where you can talk a bunch of bullshit, then profusely apologize a day later while repeatedly referring to yourself as an idiot. And then do the same thing a week later. And the week after that. And the week after that. And the week after that. And the week after that…

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/42 "2003-08-26T05:53:03Z")

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> This is a lie. You don’t want to stay here kputt. This is a terrible message board filled with angry, unreasonable people. Go far, far, away. There are lots of nice boards where you can talk a bunch of bullshit, then profusely apologize a day later while repeatedly referring to yourself as an idiot. And then do the same thing a week later. And the week after that. And the week after that. And the week after that. And the week after that…

I agree. I think you would be much better suited to, say, the Penny-Arcade forums, or possibly the Something Awful boards.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/43 "2003-08-26T05:56:58Z")

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> _Originally posted by the belle of the ball_  
> It was stupid. I’m stupid. I’m just plain stupid.

This is easily the most perceptive and factually accurate thing **kputt** has ever posted.

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**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/44 "2003-08-26T05:57:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gadfly \*  
> \*\*It’s a bird, isn’t it? It’s a bloody sea bird, it’s not any bloody flavor! \*\*

Is too…tastes just like chicken! Salty sea chicken.

Jon

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-kill-my-account/197651/45 "2003-08-26T07:38:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kputt \*  
> \*\*It was stupid. I’m stupid. I’m just plain stupid. SO people, please leave me alone. Please. \*\*

Respectively: yes, yes, hell yes, and they’d leave you alone if you’d stop posting bullshit threads.

But I’m a good sport this morning: I’ll help you out. Bye now.

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