# Can the amount of stupid on this webpage be topped? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565 "2008-12-03T21:07:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/1 "2008-12-03T21:07:59Z")
Mods, move this to a different forum if need be. I could not decide where to put it. I know there is a tremendous amount of stupid on the internet. I have not checked to see how many perpetual motion machine sites or alien abduction sites there are, or exactly to what level of stupid they reach. But can anything top [the Conservapedia page for Barack Obama?](http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama) ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/2 "2008-12-03T21:17:05Z")
It’s a shame the title of that article can’t be edited to read “Barack Obama Kicked Sand into My Pussy.” At the very least the author should be sent his very own [butthurt form](http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l125/gynocratrex/butthurt.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/3 "2008-12-03T22:11:12Z")
> [@MentalGuy](#): > > But can anything top [the Conservapedia page for Barack Obama?](http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama) I lolled so hard when I read that page. Funniest thing I’ve seen today (and I needed a laugh). ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/4 "2008-12-03T22:18:19Z")
Ow. That was like having dinner with my in-laws. Thanks a lot. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/5 "2008-12-03T22:24:42Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Ow. That was like having dinner with my in-laws. Thanks a lot. :dubious: ::snerk::: ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/6 "2008-12-03T22:30:16Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > I lolled so hard when I read that page. Funniest thing I’ve seen today (and I needed a laugh). Me too (on all counts). Edit: _“Finally, Obama abruptly left his radical Christian church in Chicago in 2008, when it became politically controversial, without first finding another church to join.”_ - he just can’t win. Oh, yeah, he did. ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/7 "2008-12-03T22:38:22Z")
Thanks for that. Priceless. I was just reading something else that brought that stupid Day-After-Election-Day grin to my face, and this has sealed it. I read things like this now, and flash back to how stressful it was to read them a year ago or a month ago, scared that such nonsense was about to win again. Now I just feel giddy and relieved. I almost want Obama to swear in with a Koran just to blow those people’s minds. “I, President Hussein, do solemnly swear to The Prophet Mohammed to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America. … … Where the white women at?!” ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/8 "2008-12-03T22:41:57Z")
I only made it four words in before I burst out laughing. I love the idea that even his place of birth is suspect. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/9 "2008-12-03T22:49:22Z")
It must have really pained the autor to include the only factual section in the article entitled **Election**. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/10 "2008-12-03T23:01:03Z")
> [@Syntropy](#): > > It’s a shame the title of that article can’t be edited to read “Barack Obama Kicked Sand into My Pussy.” At the very least the author should be sent his very own [butthurt form](http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l125/gynocratrex/butthurt.jpg). When I went to your butthurt link I started getting popups from some online dating site. This [link](http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form) might hekp anyone who experienced the same. ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/11 "2008-12-03T23:05:46Z")
[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3] I only made it four words in before I burst out laughing. I love the idea that even his place of birth is suspect. [/QUOTE] So funny. They cite a news story about the Hawaii Dept. of Health verifying that his birth certificate is real, and still say “allegedly.” This is my favorite though: “Doctors from the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons have stated that Obama uses techniques of mind control in his speeches and campaign symbols.” Then the words “mind control” link to an article on brainwashing. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/12 "2008-12-03T23:37:29Z")
I read the thread title and thought “Ha ha! whatever it is, I bet I can find a page on _Conservapedia_ that will out-stupid it!”. Then I saw the link. Sorry. Got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/13 "2008-12-04T00:09:40Z")
I think it is great that the Onion writers are contributing to this fine site now. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/14 "2008-12-04T00:29:25Z")
If you think the article is loony, look at the comments section. One prize. > [@](#): > > Conservative, the roots of Al Quaeda lie in the 1940s and 50s, if not before; radical terroristic Islamic fundamentalism is not a recent phenomenon. Much of its mindset and organisational apperatus was borrowed from Leninist Communism: the notion of cell, of enrtyism, of deep penetration. Now, how difficult is it to imagine that an intelligent child, of American parentage, schooled in the Islamic environment of 1960s Indonesia and vulnerable to the influences swirling around in that environment, might be schooled and indoctrinated as the sleeper to end all sleepers, given extreme dispensations to protect his cover, allowed to eat pork, drink alcohol, marry out, attend and indeed profess to be a Christian, even to publicly renounce (on the face of it) the Islamic faith? Surely the prize would merit the game. Bugler 15:24, 16 November 2008 (EST) Lovely. There’s no evidence, which proves it is real. Not to mention trying to hide his Muslim heritage by giving him a Muslim name. One of the people behind this piece of … work is -Aschlafly. Why am I not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/15 "2008-12-04T00:30:04Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > It must have really pained the autor to include the only factual section in the article entitled **Election**. You can just _hear_ the gritting of teeth as they typed that. There’s _no_ way they could find a way around him winning in every measurable way. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/16 "2008-12-04T02:15:49Z")
From [The Conservapedia Commandments page](http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Commandments) > [@](#): > > Minors under 16 years old use this site. Posting of obscenity here is punishable by up to 10 years in jail under 18 USC § 1470. Vandalism is punishable up to 10 years in jail per 18 USC § 1030. SRSLY? If I write “BUSH IS TEH SUXX0RS!” on Conservapedia, I’m gonna go to jail for ten years? Yeah right. It’s not AS stupid as the Barack Obama article, but if you need some more laughs, check out the [Joseph McCarthy](http://www.conservapedia.com/Joe_McCarthy) entry. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/17 "2008-12-04T02:21:56Z")
> [@MentalGuy](#): > > But can anything top [the Conservapedia page for Barack Obama?](http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama) www.timecube.com ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/18 "2008-12-04T02:24:39Z")
Okay, one more, then I’m going to go write a presentation I have to do tomorrow. [Atheism.](http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism) I love you, Conservapedia! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/19 "2008-12-04T02:35:49Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > When I went to your butthurt link I started getting popups from some online dating site. This [link](http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form) might hekp anyone who experienced the same. :dubious: Sorry about that. It’s just a photobucket page; I don’t get any popups at all when I hit it. Adblock Plus doing what it’s supposed to, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565/20 "2008-12-04T02:41:22Z")
Is that a parody site? That can’t possibly be for real. Do conservatives actually take that site seriously, or is it just, like, some retard in his mom’s basement that runs the whole thing? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-the-amount-of-stupid-on-this-webpage-be-topped/475565.md?page=2)